1) The mad doctor who, upon connecting his laptop to a lightning bolt, invented the Internet. His first thought was to blog about his success, but, alas, since nobody else had the Internet yet, he was a complete and utter failure. He committed suicide the following Friday, the day before the first Apple computer was unveiled.
2) A small town just outside Dusseldorf where some insist that the first blog was written. It basically said something about the Aryan race and some kind of supremacy. (Wonder how that worked out? And, really, a little ahead of it’s time?)
3) A large glass that holds at least 3 liquid blogs. (Just wait for it, they’ll invent it soon enough – LCB displays, Liquid Crystal Beer)
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