The Ramblings of a Somewhat Unstable Mind

Blogolepsy

 

(Blah-go-lepp-see)

 

J-j-j-j-just-t-t-t one-ne-ne more bl-b-blo-bo-blog-zzzzzzz

 

1)  The irresistible urge to fall asleep at the screen during a Blahgger’s post.  (see “Word of the Day:  February 13, 2012”)

 

Dangers associated with Blogolepsy include: head trauma from hitting keyboard with forehed, choking from swallowing gum, and contusions from falling from chair. 9 out of 10 doctors prescribe WordPress blogs such as M3, thingsIthinkIthunk or PoeticParfait to combat blogolepsy symptoms caused by overexposure to mundane blogs, 19 times out of 20.  That 10th doctor says to just stay away from blogging altogether and to go outside and enjoy nature.

 

 

*note;  if you have any suggestions for a fake, blogging-related word or acronym that you like, despise or use, please leave it as a comment, along with a short definition and the phonetics. Your suggestions may well be an upcoming daily feature!

 

Subject to change without notice. Words may appear closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians  are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still manage to appear to be sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty) in the phone book – the SPCA (Animals) hogged the first spot on me again! Those brutes!) the apathetic and appallingly apropos “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers” (donations accepted and suggested).

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Comments on: "Word of the Day: February 15, 2012" (8)

  1. Hehe I feel honoured to be one of the blogs that readers stay awake to read! Good one MB, I have suffered from the affliction once or twice. But never while reading your posts 🙂

  2. Glad you liked it. Bear has hit his head about three times. I think we need to get this classed and studied.

    Red.

  3. Blogsé – A blog written in total apathy, which transfers to the readers.

    • Thanks for the visit, Ahmodt! But, is that a suggestion for an upcoming word of the day feature, or a dig on my blogs? I think i’ll go with the latter, and put that in tomorrow’s feature! A great suggestion, many thanks!

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