1) The machine with which a blogger’s head is cut cleanly from their body. This version of the guillotine uses the Henkel Butcher knife triggered by a pre-selected word being entered into their laptop. Hilarity ensues as their webcam is activated and viewers get to see the action live.
2) When a blogger posts more than 3 blogs a day, or uses social networking to promote 5 to 10 or more posts each containing less than a minute’s worth of reading, they are sent to the Blog Police and subsequently found guilty and sentenced to the blogautine.for public decapitation.
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