The Ramblings of a Somewhat Unstable Mind

Blogautine

 

 

(Blah-Go-Teen)

 

I knew I should have written that blog a lot longer...

 

 

1)  The machine with which a blogger’s head is cut cleanly from their body. This version of the guillotine uses the Henkel Butcher knife triggered by a pre-selected word being entered into their laptop.  Hilarity ensues as their webcam is activated and viewers get to see the action live.

 

2)  When a blogger posts more than 3 blogs a day, or uses social networking to promote 5 to 10 or more posts each containing less than a minute’s worth of reading, they are sent to the Blog Police and subsequently found guilty and sentenced to the blogautine.for public decapitation.

 

 

*note;  Today’s feature was brought to you by me!

 

*note;  if you have any suggestions for a fake, blogging-related word or acronym that you like, despise or use, please leave it as a comment, along with a short definition and the phonetics. Your suggestions may well be an upcoming daily feature!

 

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Comments on: "Word of the Day: March 12, 2012" (7)

  1. Julie Catherine said:

    Hahahaha, love it – love both definitions here! LOL! 🙂

    • Thanks for the visit, Julie! (does that mean you don’t like both definitions on all of my other daily word features? – no, don’t worry, only kidding Julie! 🙂 )

    • Thanks, Gabriela! Just as long as you don’t charge me for all of the crazy glue I make you use!

    • Litravin ™, huh? Kind of like Dylar ™ from “White Noise”? I’m telling you, there’s a sceeanplry in there somewhere. Of course, the only people who will likely get the joke are the DAA 42.Apropos, “White Noise” was optioned years ago by one of the Hollywood studios, but so far the project has gone nowhere. Apparently, De Lillo’s writing doesn’t lend itself to lots of gratuitous car chases, explosions, etc. And after all, Hollywood is making films for the same moviegoing public that didn’t get “Idiocracy” either.

  2. Oh dear, the headless bloggers will be running around town now!! Hehe you are a witty one Marc 🙂

  3. Hahaha. You crack me up every time! 😛

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