The Ramblings of a Somewhat Unstable Mind

DBA

Freeze, blogger!

1) The acronym for the federal American intelligence (Ha!) agency, tasked with catching bloggers who post anti-American blogs, or are associated with terrorist-based blogging sites (which are usually 1 to 3 sentences long, meant to intimidate the infidels into committing suicide over reading the worst crap since “Horton sees a poo”).

*NOTE;  IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR A FAKE, BLOGGING-RELATED WORD OR ACRONYM THAT YOU LIKE, DESPISE OR USE, PLEASE LEAVE IT AS A COMMENT, ALONG WITH A SHORT DEFINITION AND THE PHONETICS. YOUR SUGGESTIONS WILL BE AN UPCOMING DAILY FEATURE!

 

CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

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Comments on: "Word of the Day: April 11, 2012" (11)

  1. LOL MB I believe you are tired and forgot the correct month today 🙂 It is April, buddy!

  2. One would have thought that with all of the think tanks in the United States, the US government would have learned something.

  3. What’s with the knocking of American intelligence? 😉

  4. Julie Catherine said:

    “Horton sees a poo?” HAHAHAHAHA – now that’s funny! LOL! 🙂

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