The Ramblings of a Somewhat Unstable Mind

Beach

bloggers eventually aggravate citizens horrifically

 

Awooga! I've been beached!!!

 

Seen when bloggers write such meaningless rambles that normal citizens (those not perverted by constant exposure to sup-par posts) become aggravated to the point of playing X-Box games for real.

 

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Comments on: "Word of the Day: April 13, 2012" (4)

  1. Julie Catherine said:

    Aha! A blogging acronym – nice! And while I enjoy going to the beach, it does tend to get tiresome getting BEACHed! LOL. Good one! 🙂

  2. LOL! Very creative beachy effort 🙂 I laughed when I read the caption for the photo as “awooga” brings back memories of one of my dad’s old cars with the old-school horn that sounded like this when he pressed it! Awesome.

    • I used to have one of those horns on my bike when i was a kid, my dad brought it back from India… all my neighbors gathered one day to petition him to make me stop using it, but he sided with me… always loved that horn’s melodic charms…

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