The Ramblings of a Somewhat Unstable Mind

Blogopath

 

(Blah-Go-Path)

 

The home of "The Big Crap"

 

1)  Someone who is not mentally intact yet still blogs on a regular basis.  Usually presents with showing how they prepare their nails, what they are going to wear when they go out on their date (which, inevitably, doesn’t show up) or their collection of shoes in their closet. Can also be diagnosed by their ability to see grandeur where only crappeur exists.

2)  A blogger who believes that they are vastly superior to other bloggers. Usually housed in asylums for the bloggically insane.

 

 

*NOTE;  IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR A FAKE, BLOGGING-RELATED WORD OR ACRONYM THAT YOU LIKE, DESPISE OR USE, PLEASE LEAVE IT AS A COMMENT, ALONG WITH A SHORT DEFINITION AND THE PHONETICS. YOUR SUGGESTIONS WILL BE AN UPCOMING DAILY FEATURE!

 

YOU COULD WIN A Lamborghini Countach for leaving the right comments!!!

(well, not from me, but you could, if you bought lottery tickets and got extremely lucky. Like finding am 800-carat, rough, flawless diamond in a local stream kind of lucky. Like having an asteroid made of rubies and diamonds crash into the Earth, 5 feet in front of you kind of lucky. Hey, it’s Friday the 13th (well, it is now, when i’m writing this…) so you never know what could happen!

 

CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

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Comments on: "Word of the Day: April 15, 2012" (6)

  1. Can I blog about my collection of purses?!! LOL you have given bloggers ideas for new posts now 🙂

  2. Thanks for dropping by, Christy… as long as they’re not all pink and bigger than suitcases!

  3. Julie Catherine said:

    …… shhhhhh, they let me out on a weekend pass! …… 😀

    How about:
    Blethic – Blogging with ethics; not to be confused with Blothetic – pathetic blogging; or
    Blog-swept – being swept away by your own blog; or over-run with other people’s blogs; or
    Blogorithic – blogging with mathematical precision; a monolith of a blog; a horrific blog …. 😀

    • Wow – thanks for dropping by with the great suggestions, Julie! They will be used… and congratulations on breaking out for the weekend – I for one hope they don’t find you for at least a few days!

  4. Lance Buhrmann said:

    BSERNA
    (ba-sa-ra)
    Acronym, Blog So Erratic it Rarely Needs Attention. Classification for blogs that may update seven times an hour, or once every four years. Often the result of a blogger not realizing that his readers would actually like to see some regular content. Turns visitors into once-a-decade pilgrims who might pop in to catch up on 10 years worth of posts…which might be thousands or might be only two.

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