The Ramblings of a Somewhat Unstable Mind

Blogula

 

 

(Blah-Gue-La)

 

I vant to vrite your blog! Ha ha!

 

 

1)  The ancient, word sucking half-man, half-batty wacko blogger. Much like the vampires who suck blood, the blogulas simply suck.

 

2)  Count Chocula’s second cousin, first removed, from the Albanian tribe of cereal killers.

 

 

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Comments on: "Word of the Day: May 11, 2012" (5)

  1. Julie Catherine said:

    “2) Count Chocula’s second cousin, first removed, from the Albanian tribe of cereal killers.” – hahahahaha! Love this! 😀

  2. “blank screen syndrome,” when you look at a blank screen and can’t think of what to write. or “wireless computer,” what happens when you accidentally kick the plug out of the wall before you submit your post.

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