The Ramblings of a Somewhat Unstable Mind

Blogapalooza

 

(Blah-Gah-Paah-Lou-Zaa)

 

 

I swear, if i find out that you’ve been playing video games and not blogging, we’re not going for ice cream after this 17 mile walk under this glaring hot sun, inside this stinky,, foul costume!

 

 

1)  The annual festival where lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender bloggers get together and write about what’s wrong with society. (if they really wanted to know, they could just look around and wonder about their companions).

2)  An annual parade in Toronto, where bloggers strut their stuff, ride floats while blogging, and have a generally good time trying to get people to understand why they blog; that blogging is a mental illness and should be covered by medical insurance,

 

 

*NOTE;  HELP!!!  IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR A FAKE, BLOGGING-RELATED WORD OR ACRONYM THAT YOU LIKE, DESPISE OR USE, PLEASE LEAVE IT AS A COMMENT, ALONG WITH A SHORT DEFINITION AND THE PHONETICS. YOUR SUGGESTIONS WILL BE AN UPCOMING DAILY FEATURE!

 

You could win 1 Million USD!!!

 

(not from me, though!)

 

CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN  THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

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Comments on: "Word of the Day: May 21, 2012" (3)

  1. Lance Buhrmann said:

    Wonderful! Love your words! (that’s what it would have said if this person had not left a link instead of a comment! Thank heavens for edit!)

  2. Julie Catherine said:

    ” … that blogging is a mental illness and should be covered by medical insurance, …” Hahaha, love this part! 🙂

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