The Ramblings of a Somewhat Unstable Mind

Bloghead

 

 

(BlahG-HeaD)

Stop right their and put down the blogs or you will be shot, stabbed, tasered, pumelled, beat, maced, clubbed, kicked and generally beat upon!

 

 

1)  A person who is strongly addicted to blogging. Many blogheads commit crimes in order to fuel their blogging addictions.

2)  A person who is a complete dickhead when it comes to blogging. These include those who are prone to writing extremely short or extremely horrible blog posts, those who reblog nothing but old news stories they think people will want to read, and those who reblog popular blog posts in the hopes of garnering some of the original author’s page views from them (also known as a blief, or a blog-thief).

 

 

 

*NOTE;  HELP!!!  IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR A FAKE, BLOGGING-RELATED WORD OR ACRONYM THAT YOU LIKE, DESPISE OR USE, PLEASE LEAVE IT AS A COMMENT, ALONG WITH A SHORT DEFINITION AND THE PHONETICS. YOUR SUGGESTIONS WILL BE AN UPCOMING DAILY FEATURE!

 

CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN  THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

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Comments on: "Word of the Day: May 27, 2012" (3)

  1. Julie Catherine said:

    Hahahaha! I’m definitely ‘Bloghead #1’. Still working on thievery and deception – I have a problem with that, but I’m learning, lol. 🙂

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