The Ramblings of a Somewhat Unstable Mind

Blogvire

 

 

(GlahG-Vyre)

 

I vant to suck the life out of your blog, my love. Me amore, allow me to kiss your supple HP notebook’s neck, I vill grant thee immortality from ever writing a viral blog!

 

1)  A night-dwelling creature, half-man and half-batty, who sucks the life out of other bloggers with mundane comments, boring posts, reblogged news stories and personal successes (which are always minimal).  The first of each group of blogvires controls all humans that they have sucked the life out of, and if killed, all of their minions revert back to as near to normal that they ever were.

 

2)  What you get when you throw 100 blogvires (see #1)  on a bonfire.

 

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Comments on: "Word of the Day: June 09, 2012" (3)

  1. Julie Catherine said:

    Hahahahaha! We need a “Supervlog!” hero to fight the crap out of those Blogvires! 😀

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