The Ramblings of a Somewhat Unstable Mind

Blogstinct

 

 

(BlahG-StinKed)

 

 

His instinct said to write, but those gears in his head told him to smash his laptop on the ground and smash it. Unfortunately, his instincts won out, and another boring blog was born.

 

 

1)  A primordial instinct that tells bloggers what to write about. The problem being that 99.997% of bloggers have a misdirected sense of blogstinct, and unfortunately act upon it with senseless and boring blogs, many times just modelling for a camera in sexy clothes, hoping for the pubescent male’s page views.

 

2)  The olfactory after-effect of a real stinker of a blog. (Man, that blog stinked!)

 

*NOTE;   HELP!!!   IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR A FAKE, BLOGGING-RELATED WORD OR ACRONYM THAT YOU LIKE, DESPISE OR USE, PLEASE LEAVE IT AS A COMMENT, ALONG WITH A SHORT DEFINITION AND THE PHONETICS. YOUR SUGGESTIONS MAY WELL BE AN UPCOMING DAILY FEATURE!

 

 

SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).

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Comments on: "Word of the Day: June 22, 2012" (4)

  1. I did an actual laugh out loud on this one MB! Instincts gone wrong 🙂

  2. Julie Catherine said:

    Hehehe, I did the LOL too, Christy – too funny! 😀

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