The Ramblings of a Somewhat Unstable Mind

Blogsurance

 

(BlahG-Sure-Ants)

 

 

Excuse me, ma’am. May i interest you in some rather needed peace of mind? For just pennies per second, your blogs could be covered for stupidity, shortness and, yes, even pictures of your makeup and nails.

 

 

1)  An insurance policy that can  be taken out on the chance that a blog post completely tanks. Most bloggers have an extremely high premium, though, sometimes in the tens of thousands of dollars a day, making blogsurance available only to the extremely wealthy and extremely stupid.

 

 

*NOTE;  IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR A FAKE, BLOGGING-RELATED WORD OR ACRONYM THAT YOU LIKE, DESPISE OR USE, PLEASE LEAVE IT AS A COMMENT, ALONG WITH A SHORT DEFINITION AND THE PHONETICS. YOUR SUGGESTIONS MAY WELL BE AN UPCOMING DAILY FEATURE!

 

SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).

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Comments on: "Word of the Day: June 30, 2012" (4)

  1. LOL the problem is that I can’t always tell when a blog post is going to tanks! Good word of the day MB. Will tomorrow’s word be about Canada Day? 🙂

  2. Julie Catherine said:

    Gee, I only wish there was some blog ‘insurance’ or even ‘assurance’ that it wouldn’t ‘tank’! 😀

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