1) What most online writers are. Even though they’ve published posts, they’re still far from blogging.
2) A song by the group Deep Purple, about people who write online posts that are, as they sing, far from blogging. These people will write about things like how they transformed broken things into jewelry, how they painted their nails or what they’re wearing to go out in.
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