The Ramblings of a Somewhat Unstable Mind

 

BTV

 

(Bee-Tee-Vee)

Jimmy accidentally stumbled upon BTV and was never heard from again.

 

 

1)  The new, state-of-the-art television station dedicated to all things blog-related. Now more popular than PBS, BTV is commonly mistaken for “Black TV”, Lord Black’s blogging-related media empire, where they have 4 subscribers yet an annual income of over 27 Billion dollars.

 

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Comments on: "Word of the Day: September 06, 2012" (5)

  1. Oh dear, can you imagine a channel just for blogging! It would be fun if you were a host 🙂

  2. marc,
    I am sorry and devastated to bring bad news. I honestly don’t know how or where to start.

    http://www.ksbw.com/news/central-california/san-francisco-bay-area/Pedestrian-killed-by-police-car-chasing-suspect-in-Sacramento/-/5739064/16497914/-/item/0/-/lio3a7z/-/index.html

    My friend and roommate has died, struck and killed by a policeman. I’m sick and angry. the carelessness is astounding and now a good man is gone.

    you knew him as Lance, and I know of you because he would read your word of the day out loud to me every single day at breakfast. it was great to start the day on a laugh, but I don’t know if I will be laughing for a long time.

    I know of a few people he kept in touch with online and I am trying to reach them. yours was the first blog I came to, because I knew he’d want to say good bye and thank you.

    I can let you know about funeral arrangements when they are made. thank you for the laughter along the way. you helped to change his life more than you know

    • Julie Catherine said:

      Lance? Oh no, I am so, so sorry! I enjoyed his comments here so much … what a great loss. I did not know Lance, but Brandon and Marc, and to Lance’s friends and family, please accept my deepest sympathies … I am so sorry. ~ Julie

      • I am shocked and truly saddened by this! Lance was a comedic force with a zest for sharing what he found to be hilarious, and his sense of humor will be sorely missed by this writer…

        And especially the way he lost his life, to the hands of a police officer chasing someone who stole a car! A stolen vehicle is NOT worth a man’s life! With cameras, satellites and helicopters there is no reason for high speed chases in residential areas!

    • Brandon, I only knew Lance through here and LinkedIN, and he had a wonderfully generous sense of humor! He will be sorely missed by this writer… the way he lost his life is senseless, over a rotten stolen car! Police should be held to blame, not the thief!

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