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Brittney Spears for Canada’s Prime Minister?!?!

Christina Aguilara or Britney Spears?

One of these two women is a beautiful, vibrant, sexy and extremely intelligent woman, and the other is Brittney Spears.

In Canada, we have the mayor of the country’s most populous city, and the capital city of the Province of Ontario, as a raving alcoholic crack smoker, but most stories center on any negative takes on everything Justin Trudeau says or that the press “hears him say”… I say we’d have a better shot at prosperity with Brittney Spears as our PM! WHy not? The good ole’ U S of A almost had Sarah Palin for governor of Alaska, where she famously stated she “could see Russia from her porch”!!!

Devil

Taxes for Idiots…

 

In Canada, the disabled who are not capable of working are given less than $1,000 a month to live on. This rate has been the same for the past 20 years now, since the government, in all of its’ splendid wisdom, cut the disability rate by 60%!!! That’s right – we are expected to do our part and live in poverty so that the government can spend Billions of dollars trying to save a few riding seats in by-elections.

 

The problem with what the government does do for the disabled is that they only give us “tax breaks”, “tax incentives” and so on, ad nauseum, all the while knowing that we don’t pay taxes! So, we get tax breaks on money we don’t get taxed on, and it’s supposed to help us?

 

When you receive $1,000 a month to live on, you first have to deduct the rent and utilities, telephone, internet and TV (hey – we’re disabled, not dead! When you’re home all day, unable to go out due to physical restraints, you do NEED to have television – it’s a necessity, not a “want” item! THEN, you have pet food and other discretionary items to pay for, and what’s left is our grocery money – usually about $180 a month!

 

So, take your tax breaks and shove them where you want Justin Trudeau to shine!

 

Word of the Day: September 14, 2012

The Blog Factor

(Thu-BlahG-FaK-TuRr)

The new $5 million act? Make sure to vote today, just $9.99 per vote, plus surcharges and idiot charges.

1) A reality television show where four judges determine the worthiness of the bloggers who perform their posts live. However, this doesn’t work very well on television because it’s just a bunch of people writing on laptops.

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Word of the Day: September 13, 2012

Bloggical

(Blah-Gick-Call)

Blogging from Centauri Alpha 5, Spock wrote about the logic behind space travel near black holes, but was stopped by the hole alliance for gender equality

1)  Being logical while writing a blog post. One of the rarer forms of blog writing.

2)  What Captain Spock, of the Starfleet Enterprise, does when he blogs.

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Word of the Day: September 12, 2012

Blill

 

(Bhl-IlL)

 

The original blill was about the loss of slaves, a sore point for Uncle Sam, Willie’s mother’s sister’s son, whose parents had no children that lived.

 

1)  Having the will to blog. Without the will, the blog will be as poor or poorer than the amount of hype the blogger puts into the post.

 

2)  What a hillbilly calls a blog.

 

 

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Word of the Day: September 11, 2012

 

Blogalyn Monroe

 

(Blah_gaH-Lynne-MiN-Row)

Not only did every man want her, but most women as well… for Marylin embodied all that sensuousness meant

 

 

1) The sex-symbol blogger who, when at the top of her sex appeal, blogged herself to death. Once married to the famous ball player, Harry Potter (well, okay, i may have made that part up!), she once infamously sang ?Happy Blog-Day” to the the president of the United Blogs of America… nun to happy was his bride…

 

 

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Word of the Day: September 10, 2012

Blog Marley

 

(BlahG-Marr-Lee)

 

Marley’s brother, Tosh, was just a good as a howler, but he was as good as gold…

 

 

1)  The Jamaican rasta-blogger known for his hit songs “Every blog’s gonna be alright” and “No blogger, no cry”.

 

2) a large, dysfunctionally-lovable yellow lab know for making buddies through the worse possible action.

 

 

 

 

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Word of the Day: September 09, 2012

Bloggintology

 

(Blah-Gehn-Tall-Ah-Gee)

One of the possible locations of Tom Cruise’s next life within the church of Bloggentology

 

 

1)  The pseudo-religious sect group, founded by L. Ron Blogghard, that believes that, if you give a major percentage of your income to the sect, you will earn life after death in some form, possibly on another planet or in another plane, if you give them enough money. Sorely, there are no bloggers in Bloggitology as they can’t afford to save their souls or to purchase life after death,

 

 

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Word of the Day: September 08, 2012

 

Blogball

 

(BlahG-BaLl)

Facing third down and death, Billy the Blogger decided to just keep on running right out of the stadium and down the road. Unfortunately, his wife shot him for the $2,500…

 

1)  The sport in which bloggers try to score against their fellow bloggers with a pigskin blogball, much like football except that the players have no protective gear, and once injured are taken out behind the stadium and shot. Tickets for spectators to watch the games are $25, and tickets to shoot bloggers are $2,500… the latter always sold out, the former rarely.

 

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Word of the Day: September 07, 2012

 

BLEAP

 

(BleeeP)

 

 

With free speech now no more than a memory, bloggers have to find phuqing inventive ways to get around the opening-keesters who work for the censorship bureau!

1)  The acronym for the ever-helpful group of non-greedy and selflessly giving bloggers and writers, “Bloggers Lending Expert Advice for Provision”. This is the nicest group in the bloggosphere, nary asking for anything whilst giving in-depth tips and even performing formatting and other tricky tasks for writers and bloggers alike.

2)  The sound made by censors as they strike out innocent enough comments, phrases and/or words contained within otherwise well-written blog posts. Since swear words are not allowed, bloggers must write “That bleaping bleaper of a bleap!”.

 

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Word of the Day: September 06, 2012

 

BTV

 

(Bee-Tee-Vee)

Jimmy accidentally stumbled upon BTV and was never heard from again.

 

 

1)  The new, state-of-the-art television station dedicated to all things blog-related. Now more popular than PBS, BTV is commonly mistaken for “Black TV”, Lord Black’s blogging-related media empire, where they have 4 subscribers yet an annual income of over 27 Billion dollars.

 

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