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Word of the Day: September 07, 2012

 

BLEAP

 

(BleeeP)

 

 

With free speech now no more than a memory, bloggers have to find phuqing inventive ways to get around the opening-keesters who work for the censorship bureau!

1)  The acronym for the ever-helpful group of non-greedy and selflessly giving bloggers and writers, “Bloggers Lending Expert Advice for Provision”. This is the nicest group in the bloggosphere, nary asking for anything whilst giving in-depth tips and even performing formatting and other tricky tasks for writers and bloggers alike.

2)  The sound made by censors as they strike out innocent enough comments, phrases and/or words contained within otherwise well-written blog posts. Since swear words are not allowed, bloggers must write “That bleaping bleaper of a bleap!”.

 

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Word of the Day: September 04, 2012

 

UBA

 

(You-Bee-Eh)

Now made up of only 4 States, the BSA is now the least-desired country for bloggers to live in.

 

 

1)  The acronym for the country “The United Blogs of America”, a split-off splinter group formed when a group of bloggers separated from the USA, so that they could write what they wanted without being persecuted or prosecuted.

2) The splinter wrestling group that is made up of failed bloggers, the “United Bloggers Association”.

 

 

 

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Word of the Day: august 28, 2012

 

BANRR

 

(Ban-NeR)

One of these writers will soon be without any online friends, as all they now do is write and respond to their own comments, and don’t visit the sites of the people who were there when they first started out

 

 

1) The acronym for the group “Bloggers Against Non Reciprocating Readers”. As a blogger visits someone else’s site, it is common courtesy to visit their site as well, and to leave a comment, a “Like” and a vote. Those who don’t do this are those who feel they have become superior to the others. They will notice, in time, that time is actually their enemy.

 

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Word of the Day: August 10, 2012

Blogneck

(BlahG-NecK)

If there’s a rifle in the pickup, a laptop on the roof and an alligator in the back, chances are the driver’s a blogneck…

1)  An American from the deep south, like Louisiana, where bloggers write posts about wrestling alligators, fishing for shrimp and other, basic redneck hobbies.

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Word of the Day: August 09, 2012

 

Son of a Blogger Man

 

(Sun-Uv-Eh-Blah-Grr-MaN)

 

Poor Billy Ray, all he wanted to do was to kiss Dusty, but growing up under a blogger all he got was rusty…

 

1)  A generation defining song by Dusty Blogfield, in which she sung of the frailties of growing up under the eyes and guidance of a blogger. (“The only one who could ever reach me, was the son of a blogger man. The only one who could ever teach me, was the son of a blogger man.”) Also, “Billy Ray was a blogger’s son…” – poor Billy Ray, being good wasn’t always easy!

 

 

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Word of the Day: August 08, 2012

 

Blog-gro

 

(Blah-Growe)

 

Don’t laugh! This isn’t a golf club!!! But gads, it hurts!

 

1)  A medicinal aide for male blog enhancement, to ensure your female reader’s satisfaction.  No creams, pills or pumps required!  (for use as a novelty… no actual blog growth should be expected aside from the normal growth realized when your blog gets excited. Not for internal use…).

 

2)  A snake-oil (pardon the pun! Snake! Haha!!!) remedy for men with very small blogs. No need to hide behind chairs while blogging in your Speedos at the beach or poolside anymore! Just rub Blog-gro on your blog post and watch it grow right in front of your eyes!

 

 

(This “Word of the Day” feature was suggested by Lance! Thanks, Lance! (If I had Lance’s website’s URL, it would be posted here for all of you lovely, brave and oh so mixed up readers!)

 

 

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Word of the Day: August 07, 2012

 

Bloggios

 

 

(Blah-Gee-OhZ)

source for not only a great breakfast, but a great blog too! (Use only as prescribed by a doctor or a grade school librarian)

 

1)  The great morning cereal for bloggers. Each spoonful is a great heaping of daily vitamins, as well as inspiration for writing. (okay, I’ve done better!)

 

 

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