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Word of the Day: September 01, 2012

 

Blogger Day

 

(Blah-Gher-Dey)

NO!!! Not again! Gads! I just wanna read one really good blog post before i become roadkill!

 

 

1)  The annual long weekend, held at the end of summer, where the act of writing blogs is celebrated. Unfortunately, there are no parades, fairs or other organized festivities since all of the bloggers are at home in front of their computers, trying hard to earn 17 cents a day.

2)  The day, usually the Saturday of the Blogger Day weekend, where a groundhog peeks his head out of his hole, and if he sees his shadow (if it’s sunny out) there will be one full year of crappy blog posts. Since its’ inception, the groundhog has always seen his shadow.

 

 

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Word of the Day: August 01, 2012

Blogfather

 

(BlahG-Fah-ThurR)

i’m gonna make you a blog youi can’t refuse!

 

 

1)  The head of the online blogging costa nostra, or mafia family, that oversees who gets the best website names. Also known for having people sleep with the vowels and have horse’s manes in their bedrolls.

 

 

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Word of the Day: June 07, 2012

Blogdicted

 

(BlahG-Dick-Ted)

 

Jost. One. More. Blog!

 

 

1)  When a person just can’t stop blogging, ignores life’s necessities in order to blog and/or blogs before taking care of their children or other responsibilities.  Blogdicts have been known to avoid all aspects of normal life just to write more blogs.

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YOU COULD WIN $10 MILLION DOLLARS FOR SUBMITTING A GREAT SUGGESTION!!! (well, not here, but if you bought a PowerBall lottery ticket, you could…)

 

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Word of the Day: June 06, 2012

Blogicated

 

 

(Blah-gi-Kate-Ed)

 

A laptop, mini distillery and a big bottle of Jack Daniels on hand, Billy wrote his best blog post yet; “How to zzzzzzz”

 

 

1)  What some bloggers become when drunk on their own perceived superiority of other bloggers. See “Blogceited:.

 

2)  A blogger who writes posts only while intoxicated.

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Word of the Day: June 05, 2012

Blankees

 

 

(Blayne-Keys)

When you blog from space, can anyone really hear you?

 

 

1)  Americans who blog.

 

2)  What happens when someone can’t come up with something for their blog (see #1).

 

 

 

 

 

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CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN  THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

Word of the Day: June 03, 2012

BAD

 

(BahD)

Gentlemen, please! The vote on the floor is to repeal the “Bloggers Making Money” initiative. Now, how do you vote against?

 

 

1)  An Acronym for the organization “Bloggers Against Democrats”. It is known mainly for their push to have the federal government rule that blog posts must make sense, must not be about what you’re wearing or how you make your cheap, homemade jewelry, and that only 1 percent of all bloggers can make money from their work.

2)  What 99.99% of blogs are.

 

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CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN  THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

Word of the Day; June 02, 2012

“Night of the Blogging Dead”

 

(Nite-uv-the-blah-Ging-Ded)

 

 

Motherboards! We need motherboards!

 

 

A film by George A Blogero, about bloggers who come back from the dead, trying to eat the brains of bloggers. As can be seen by the quality, or lack there0f, of many recent and past blog posts, these walking dead bloggers have been around for a very, very long time. The only way to kill a blogging dead is to severe their connection to their laptop.

 

 

 

 

 

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Word of the Day: June 01, 2012

BIA

(Bee-Eye-Aye)

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that they’re not watching you!

1)  The federal police-agency that investigates bloggers, the “Blogger’s Intelligence Agency” is mandated with investigating bloggers who write short or crappy blogs, blogs about what they’re wearing or how they’re doing their nails/hair/make-up, etc.

2)  Founded by FDR long before the internet was invented, the BIA was introduced to take care of any possible attacks on America from within, by the people, for the people.

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Word of the Day: May 30, 2012

Blogathomedotcom

 

 

(BlahG-at-Home-Dot-KahM)

You’re chances are infinitely better to make money spending hours in front of a fixed slot machine!

 

1)  A private company that, for a nominal fee, will provide suckers idiots writers with a list of easily found companies, magazines and websites that will pay for content. Entries include such mainstays as Mormon Anal Probes Bi-Weekly, oDesk, pDesk and qDesk, as well as workathome(dot)come  (sorry – if i were to write the company name out properly, you could be exposed to their scams by clicking on it).

 

2)  An over-advertising, extremely nefarious and just plain-old bothersome company that, once they get your email address, will never leave you alone with their job offers. Note that job offers are already posted online and available freely, but these people charge about $50 USD for this freely available information. Also provided is a help-line, in case you aren`t sure how to bend over and take it up the “/%…

 

 

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Word of the Day: May 27, 2012

Bloghead

 

 

(BlahG-HeaD)

Stop right their and put down the blogs or you will be shot, stabbed, tasered, pumelled, beat, maced, clubbed, kicked and generally beat upon!

 

 

1)  A person who is strongly addicted to blogging. Many blogheads commit crimes in order to fuel their blogging addictions.

2)  A person who is a complete dickhead when it comes to blogging. These include those who are prone to writing extremely short or extremely horrible blog posts, those who reblog nothing but old news stories they think people will want to read, and those who reblog popular blog posts in the hopes of garnering some of the original author’s page views from them (also known as a blief, or a blog-thief).

 

 

 

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CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN  THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

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