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Word of the Day: June 01, 2012

BIA

(Bee-Eye-Aye)

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that they’re not watching you!

1)  The federal police-agency that investigates bloggers, the “Blogger’s Intelligence Agency” is mandated with investigating bloggers who write short or crappy blogs, blogs about what they’re wearing or how they’re doing their nails/hair/make-up, etc.

2)  Founded by FDR long before the internet was invented, the BIA was introduced to take care of any possible attacks on America from within, by the people, for the people.

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