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Word of the Day: March 18, 2012

Blogaholic

 

 

"Ten more blogs and even Homer will start to look good"

 

 

(Blah-Ga-Hall-LicK)

 

1)  A person who just can’t get enough of reading blogs.  The more they blog, the better the other blogs look.

 

2)  A blogger who will do anything to get their next blog fix.  There is a 12-word process for acquiring a pin reflecting the blogger’s desire to quit blogging, but most fail by step 3.

 

 

Today’s post was brought to you by the letter Q, the color purple (the movie) and me!

 

*note;  if you have any suggestions for a fake, blogging-related word or acronym that you like, despise or use, please leave it as a comment, along with a short definition and the phonetics. Your suggestions will be an upcoming daily feature!

 

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Word of the Day: January 30, 2012

“Blohole”

 

(blow-whole)

 

Whale she blows!

 

1) A person who rants on repeatedly about how your post is wrong, then give a link to their own blogs for your followers to read.

 

2) The orifice with which those who belong to definition #1 talk about their successes with.

 

 

 

*note:  If you have any suggestions for a fake, blog or blogging–related “word of the day”, please leave it as a comment, along with one or two short definitions and the phonetics that you want, and it will be included in an upcoming feature.

 

 

Subject to change without notice. Words may appear closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians and poets are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still manage to appear to be sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty) in the phone book – the SPCA (Animals) hogged the first spot on me again! Those brutes!) the apathetic and appallingly apropos “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers” (donations not only accepted, but overtly suggested).

 

Word of the Day: January 26, 2012

Snohbeem

 

(Snn-oh-beam)

Woo-hoo! LinkedIn made me rich!

An acronym for “Social networking ominously helps bloggers earn extra money”

 

 

Subject to change without notice. Words may appear closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still manage to appear to be sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty) in the phone book – the SPCA (Animals) hogged the first spot on me again! Those brutes!) the apathetic and appallingly apropos “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers” (donations accepted and suggested).

Word of the Day: January 25, 2012

Narbeccist

 

(nahr-beh-cyst)

 

1) A blogger who thinks that their blog is by far the best thing going. Usually can’t understand why they have few to no followers, and blame their failure on their reader’s lack of intelligence (yeah, that’ll work!)

Suddenly, Jacques realized he wasn't all that he thought he was

2) An egotistic blogger (see #1) who dedicates at least 1 or 2 posts per week on why they are so great, on their accomplishments and their successes. However, most of their great deeds are in their minds, not in reality.

*Another “Word of the Day” as suggested by faithful followers, this one another gem by Red (Ann Marie Dwyer). Thanks, Red! Please check out Red’s award-winning blogs here;

http://mommasmoneymatters.wordpress.com/

 

Subject to change without notice. Words may appear closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still manage to appear to be sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty) in the phone book – the SPCA (Animals) hogged the first spot on me again! Those brutes!) the apathetic and appallingly apropos “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers” (donations accepted and suggested).

Word of the Day: January 24, 2012

Blogsemble

 

(blah-gzh-emble)

The lead in "As the Blog Turns"

1) An ensemble for bloggers, usually consisting of a housecoat and t-shirt (stains optional, but fully recommended), toe-less slippers and optional underwear.

No longer required attire, Henry was soon arrested for indecent exposure while acceoting a UPS package.

2)What the fashionista is wearing to the Bloggywood Awards this Spring.

 

 

*note; As suggested by Red in a comment to a previous post.

 

 

 

 

Subject to change without notice. Words may appear closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still manage to appear to be sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty) in the phone book – the SPCA (Animals) hogged the first spot on me again! Those brutes!) the apathetic and appallingly apropos “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers” (donations accepted and suggested).

Word of the Day: January 23, 2012

Buepfawrt

 

(Buu-pff-art)

 

1) Acronym for “Blogger under extreme pressure from advertisers who return thunder”  As in “She buepfarted again!”

 

*Note;  If you have any fake blog-related words or acronyms that you like or use, please submit them as a comment, including a short definition and the phonetics.

 

Subject to change without notice. Words may seem closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still manage to appear to be sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty) in the phone book – the SPCA (Animals) hogged the first spot on me again!) the apathetic and appallingly apropos “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers” (donations accepted).

Word of the Day; January 19, 2012

Bloghenstein

(blah-ghen-stein)

Beer steins were invented the next town over. What should we invent?

1) The mad doctor who, upon connecting his laptop to a lightning bolt, invented the Internet. His first thought was to blog about his success, but, alas, since nobody else had the Internet yet, he was a complete and utter failure. He committed suicide the following Friday, the day before the first Apple computer was unveiled.

2) A small town just outside Dusseldorf where some insist that the first blog was written. It basically said something about the Aryan race and some kind of supremacy. (Wonder how that worked out? And, really, a little ahead of it’s time?)

3) A large glass that holds at least 3 liquid blogs. (Just wait for it, they’ll invent it soon enough – LCB displays, Liquid Crystal Beer)

Subject to change without notice. Words may seem closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still manage to appear to be sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty) in the phone book – the SPCA (Animals) hogged the first spot on me again!) the apathetic and appallingly apropos “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers” (donations accepted. Urged, even).

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