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Word of the Day: May 20, 2012

Blogping

 

 

(Blah–PinG)

Throwing caution to the wind, Jeremy won the game but broke his laptop.

 

 

1)  When bloggers go camping. The major problems that they encounter include not being able to upload their blogs to their hosting sites, and running out of battery power long before they would have been able  to upload anyways.  However, those bloggers who always reblog and those who write ridiculously short posts can write many blogs before their batteries die, so that when they return to civilization they end up uploading a couple of hundred really short posts about their bowel movements in the wilds, their ensuing poison ivy rash on their tush and their miserable time so far away from Tim Horton’s and a WiFi connection.

 

2)  A dyslexic version of ping pong played by bloggers.

 

 

*NOTE;  HELP!!!  IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR A FAKE, BLOGGING-RELATED WORD OR ACRONYM THAT YOU LIKE, DESPISE OR USE, PLEASE LEAVE IT AS A COMMENT, ALONG WITH A SHORT DEFINITION AND THE PHONETICS. YOUR SUGGESTIONS WILL BE AN UPCOMING DAILY FEATURE!

 

 

CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN  THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

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Word of the Day: April 06, 2012

Bloggarrhea

 

(Blah-Ga-Re-Ahh)

 

1)  What a lot of bloggers seem to be suffering from lately, a cosmic bowel/vowel/verb/etc movement, with seemingly random letters being spewed forth to form something you really didn’t want to see.

 

Not long after reading the ramblings of some deranged blogger who thinks people care what they had for breakfast...

2)  A condition caused by reading really horrible blogs repeatedly over a long period of time. Normal treatment includes consuming Blogso-Bismal, as these bismal posts cause nausea and, if read for more than 5 minutes, projectile vomiting.

 

 

*note;  OKAY, come one! If you can’t see that i need some suggestions for fake, blog-related words or acronyms, you’re either blind or not following along.  Please, please, please send suggestions via comments, with a link to your blog’s most recent post (or your favorite) which will be included in the note, much like this one…

 

*NOTE;  IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR A FAKE, BLOGGING-RELATED WORD OR ACRONYM THAT YOU LIKE, DESPISE OR USE, PLEASE LEAVE IT AS A COMMENT, ALONG WITH A SHORT DEFINITION AND THE PHONETICS. YOUR SUGGESTIONS WILL BE AN UPCOMING DAILY FEATURE!
 

CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

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