1) When bloggers go camping. The major problems that they encounter include not being able to upload their blogs to their hosting sites, and running out of battery power long before they would have been able to upload anyways. However, those bloggers who always reblog and those who write ridiculously short posts can write many blogs before their batteries die, so that when they return to civilization they end up uploading a couple of hundred really short posts about their bowel movements in the wilds, their ensuing poison ivy rash on their tush and their miserable time so far away from Tim Horton’s and a WiFi connection.
2) A dyslexic version of ping pong played by bloggers.
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