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Word of the Day: July 04, 2012

Blogth of July

 

(Blah-GThh-Uv-Jew-Lie)

The one day when all American bloggers come together and talk about their nails, makeup and what they’re wearing the next day.

 

 

1)  The yearly day that the USA celebrates the day that the Blog of Independent’s Dance is held. Much like high school dances, the girls  dance together while the guys stand around trying to look cool.  Fireworks are displayed at the end of the day to show the colors of the LBGT rainbow.

 

2)  A movie starring Blom Bruise, an actor from Ottawa who claims to be from BC, in which a blogger tries to race a car. Hilarity ensues when he writes about his lack of driving abilities and the use of stunt bloggers who don’t even resemble the blogger. Silly blogger.

 

 

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Word of the Day: June 29, 2012

BUM

 

(BuhM)

“Will Blog for money

 

 

1) The acronym for “Bloggers United Metaphorically”, since most bloggers are only out for themselves and only post comments on other blogs in order to have those  bloggers post comments on their own posts. Not to be confused with the clothing manufacturing company (BUM), BUM members will only reciprocate when the other bloggers stop posting comments on their posts.

 

 

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Word of the Day: June 23, 2012

Blogstock

 

 

(BlahG-StocK)

 

After taking the brown acid, The Blogging Stones decided to change their names, and to continue doing concerts until they were 85…

 

1)  A concert, held in upstate New York, where bloggers from the 60’s rolled around in the mud and took bad acid, resulting in decades of nonsensical blog posts.

 

 

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Word of the Day: June 22, 2012

Blogstinct

 

 

(BlahG-StinKed)

 

 

His instinct said to write, but those gears in his head told him to smash his laptop on the ground and smash it. Unfortunately, his instincts won out, and another boring blog was born.

 

 

1)  A primordial instinct that tells bloggers what to write about. The problem being that 99.997% of bloggers have a misdirected sense of blogstinct, and unfortunately act upon it with senseless and boring blogs, many times just modelling for a camera in sexy clothes, hoping for the pubescent male’s page views.

 

2)  The olfactory after-effect of a real stinker of a blog. (Man, that blog stinked!)

 

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Word of the Day: June 03, 2012

BAD

 

(BahD)

Gentlemen, please! The vote on the floor is to repeal the “Bloggers Making Money” initiative. Now, how do you vote against?

 

 

1)  An Acronym for the organization “Bloggers Against Democrats”. It is known mainly for their push to have the federal government rule that blog posts must make sense, must not be about what you’re wearing or how you make your cheap, homemade jewelry, and that only 1 percent of all bloggers can make money from their work.

2)  What 99.99% of blogs are.

 

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CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN  THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

Word of the Day: June 01, 2012

BIA

(Bee-Eye-Aye)

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that they’re not watching you!

1)  The federal police-agency that investigates bloggers, the “Blogger’s Intelligence Agency” is mandated with investigating bloggers who write short or crappy blogs, blogs about what they’re wearing or how they’re doing their nails/hair/make-up, etc.

2)  Founded by FDR long before the internet was invented, the BIA was introduced to take care of any possible attacks on America from within, by the people, for the people.

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CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN  THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

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