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Word of the Day: April Fools, 2012 (AKA April 01)

Blogucation

 

(Blah-Gue-Kay-Shin)

 

 

Bloggers Institute of Technical Chronic Help

 

 

 

1)  The act of educating bloggers by writing awful, one-line, shallow posts for them to read. The bad works help new bloggers to learn what NOT to write!

2)  When a blogger learns helpful information as to how to make a great, successful blog from other, more experienced bloggers. This doesn’t count when the “teacher” asks for payment for services rendered, as most blogs don’t earn $5 in 3 months!

 

 

* Today’s post was brought to you by Christyb… This was Christyb and she’s watching from the sidelines… please visit her poetically inclined blog at http://www.poeticparfait.com

 

 

*NOTE;  IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR A FAKE, BLOGGING-RELATED WORD OR ACRONYM THAT YOU LIKE, DESPISE OR USE, PLEASE LEAVE IT AS A COMMENT, ALONG WITH A SHORT DEFINITION AND THE PHONETICS. YOUR SUGGESTIONS WILL BE AN UPCOMING DAILY FEATURE!

CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

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Word of the Day: January 14, 2012

Blogtease*

(blahg-tee-zzz)

1) Someone who keeps promising to write a blog post, but only writes chain emails.

2) A blogger who makes promises that they can’t keep, usually of a bloggual, as opposed to a sexual, nature.

3) A person who writes comments on other bloggers’ posts, and posts remarks on social networking sites, yet doesn’t appear to write any blogs.

*As brought to you by the librarian-like poetic pudding-cup**, Christyb!

** parfait

Subject to change without notice. Words may seem closer in a miraproposror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still manage be sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty) in the phone book – the SPCA (Animals) hogged the first spot on me again!) the apathetic and appallingly apropos “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers” (donations accepted).

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