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Word of the Day: May 22, 2012

Blammer

 

 

(Bla-MeR)

Ooh! A computer! Now i can leave some viruses in places other than alleys and Chinese restaurants!!!

 

 

1)  A person who leaves spam or viruses/worms inside other blogger’s posts as a comment. When the blogger replies to the comment, as is customary for bloggers, they get their computer all screwed up and lose all of their blogging information, making start all over again. See; Loser, Idiot, blogocrat.

 

 

 

*NOTE;  HELP!!!  IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR A FAKE, BLOGGING-RELATED WORD OR ACRONYM THAT YOU LIKE, DESPISE OR USE, PLEASE LEAVE IT AS A COMMENT, ALONG WITH A SHORT DEFINITION AND THE PHONETICS. YOUR SUGGESTIONS WILL BE AN UPCOMING DAILY FEATURE!

 

CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN  THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

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Word of the Day: May 13, 2012

Blogny Stone

 

(Blah-G’Knee-StoweN)

No! I need it more! I haven’t written a decent blog post for 8 months!

 

 

1)  The Irish stone where bloggers flock to gain inspiration for their blogs when they completely run out of things to write about. Most bloggers, failing the will or money to visit the Blarney Stone, will continue posting blog entries about their nails, make-up, how they are dressing or what they are eating / who they are dating. Many others will just reblog popular posts written by popular bloggers, hoping to get some of their page views from them.

 

2)  A stone used to throw at your computer / laptop  when, after writing a magnificent, viral-heading blog post, without saving draft versions, loses all of their work due to power failure from their electric cord coming unhooked, and their battery dying. Most bloggers who use this version of the Blogny Stone usually disappear from the blogosphere for months, waiting the purchase of a new computer / laptop.

 

 

*NOTE;  IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR A FAKE, BLOGGING-RELATED WORD OR ACRONYM THAT YOU LIKE, DESPISE OR USE, PLEASE LEAVE IT AS A COMMENT, ALONG WITH A SHORT DEFINITION AND THE PHONETICS. YOUR SUGGESTIONS WILL BE AN UPCOMING DAILY FEATURE!

 

CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

Word of the Day: January 10, 2012

Headblogger

 

(hed-blah-gher)

 

1) A person who blogs about head banging, heavy metal music.

2) A relic from the 60’s sexual and drug revolutions, who imbibes exorbitantly while blogging.

3) A blogger who bangs their head on their computer repeatedly while aggravated.

 

Subject to change without notice. Words may appear closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still manage to be sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (society of the prevention of Cruelty to Animals being the first one), the apathetic “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers”.

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