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Word of the Day: May 06, 2012

B.W.B.

 

(Bee-Dubble-You-Bee)

 

Even on tropical islands, BWB is known for lobbying for free internet access for all stranded sailors! (Computers and connectivity cables not included)

 

1)  The “good” acronym standing for “Bloggers Without Borders”, the sister charitable organization of “Doctors Without Borders”, “Drug Dealers Without Borders” and “Borders” (the book store, where they sell e-readers and iPad-type tablets as well as the ancient, nearly extinct paperback novels). This organization is responsible for having third world countries to provide high-speed, 4G internet and smartphone connectivity for all. The only problem is that only 3 people in every 128,976,248 people can afford the connection, let alone buying a computer every 3 to 5 years due to their becoming obsolete so damned quick!

 

2)  The “bad” acronym standing for “Black and White Bloggers”. This is not a race-specific blog society, but a blog society that is revolted by using color, either in text or pictures, in their blogs. You know who you are! Yes, you! I see you, right there! Stop! Stop it now!

 

 

*NOTE;  IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR A FAKE, BLOGGING-RELATED WORD OR ACRONYM THAT YOU LIKE, DESPISE OR USE, PLEASE LEAVE IT AS A COMMENT, ALONG WITH A SHORT DEFINITION AND THE PHONETICS. YOUR SUGGESTIONS WILL BE AN UPCOMING DAILY FEATURE!

 

CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

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