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Word of the Day: July 05, 2012

Blogcologist

 

 

(Blah-Gah-Lah-GysT)

What some people will do in order to write a great blog is astounding, but what is even more mind boggling is what people will do in order to avoid writing a great blog all the while posting 2 to 5 posts a day.

 

 

1)  A medical area of expertise dealing with the cancer of blogging. Most patients undergo blogdiation, where they are exposed to dangerous isotopes in order to be able to blog healthier and better.

2)  A doctor who administers blogdiation to blogcer sufferers. Blogcer can kill a blog within months.

 

 

*NOTE;  IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR A FAKE, BLOGGING-RELATED WORD OR ACRONYM THAT YOU LIKE, DESPISE OR USE, PLEASE LEAVE IT AS A COMMENT, ALONG WITH A SHORT DEFINITION AND THE PHONETICS. YOUR SUGGESTIONS MAY WELL BE AN UPCOMING DAILY FEATURE!

 

SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).

 
 
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Word of the Day: June 30, 2012

Blogsurance

 

(BlahG-Sure-Ants)

 

 

Excuse me, ma’am. May i interest you in some rather needed peace of mind? For just pennies per second, your blogs could be covered for stupidity, shortness and, yes, even pictures of your makeup and nails.

 

 

1)  An insurance policy that can  be taken out on the chance that a blog post completely tanks. Most bloggers have an extremely high premium, though, sometimes in the tens of thousands of dollars a day, making blogsurance available only to the extremely wealthy and extremely stupid.

 

 

*NOTE;  IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR A FAKE, BLOGGING-RELATED WORD OR ACRONYM THAT YOU LIKE, DESPISE OR USE, PLEASE LEAVE IT AS A COMMENT, ALONG WITH A SHORT DEFINITION AND THE PHONETICS. YOUR SUGGESTIONS MAY WELL BE AN UPCOMING DAILY FEATURE!

 

SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).

Word of the Day: March 13, 2012

BRASP

 

(Brr-ass-P)

Sheepishly, the cow blames the dog for what the farmer did.

 

 

1)  An acronym standing for the covert, black-ops corporation that is tasked with taking down short blog posts, the “Bloggers Rallying Against Short Posts” organization is feared responsible for the dismemberment and deaths of at least 100 bloggers. At least 3 of them deserved it.

 

2)  What the farmer sounds like when he burps after working with the animals all day.

 

 

Today’s post was brought to you by me!

 

 

*note;  if you have any suggestions for a fake, blogging-related word or acronym that you like, despise or use, please leave it as a comment, along with a short definition and the phonetics. Your suggestions may well be an upcoming daily feature!

 

Subject to change without notice. Words may appear closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians  are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still manage to appear to be sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty) in the phone book – the SPCA (Animals) hogged the first spot on me again! Those brutes!) the apathetic and appallingly apropos “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers” (donations accepted and suggested).

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