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Word of the Day: February 15, 2012

Blogolepsy

 

(Blah-go-lepp-see)

 

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1)  The irresistible urge to fall asleep at the screen during a Blahgger’s post.  (see “Word of the Day:  February 13, 2012”)

 

Dangers associated with Blogolepsy include: head trauma from hitting keyboard with forehed, choking from swallowing gum, and contusions from falling from chair. 9 out of 10 doctors prescribe WordPress blogs such as M3, thingsIthinkIthunk or PoeticParfait to combat blogolepsy symptoms caused by overexposure to mundane blogs, 19 times out of 20.  That 10th doctor says to just stay away from blogging altogether and to go outside and enjoy nature.

 

 

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