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Word of the Day: April 22, 2012

Bloobers

 

 

(Blue-Burrs)

For five page views I will drop the towel!

 

 

1)  Bloggers who include pictures of naked or barely covered female breasts (or slim, round, perfect little buttocks) in order to draw a bigger crowd of viewers to their post.

 

2)  Hilarious to silly mistakes made by bloggers, as seen on the television show “America’s Funniest Home Bloobers”.

 

 

 

*NOTE;  IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR A FAKE, BLOGGING-RELATED WORD OR ACRONYM THAT YOU LIKE, DESPISE OR USE, PLEASE LEAVE IT AS A COMMENT, ALONG WITH A SHORT DEFINITION AND THE PHONETICS. YOUR SUGGESTIONS WILL BE AN UPCOMING DAILY FEATURE!

CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

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Word of the Day: March 07, 2012

Blogsvestitte

 

(Blah-svest-tight)

 

Hey, mister? Gotta quarter? Me love you short time!

1)  What people are referred to who blog both ways. (either good and bad, or text and word)

 

2)  Male bloggers who wear strapless sundresses with crotch-less panties while blogging. Can also be a female blogger who wears cowboy boots (or Doc Martens) with cutoff jeans (very short with frayed seams) and muscle shirts, belching over their 2nd six-pack of American swill water beer.

 

 

*note;

Today’s post was brought to you by LSD, magic mushrooms, Marijuana and a few David Bowie tracks. Oh, and me!

 

*note;  if you have any suggestions for a fake, blogging-related word or acronym that you like, despise or use, please leave it as a comment, along with a short definition and the phonetics. Your suggestions may well be an upcoming daily feature!

 

Subject to change without notice. Words may appear closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians  are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still manage to appear to be sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty) in the phone book – the SPCA (Animals) hogged the first spot on me again! Those brutes!) the apathetic and appallingly apropos “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers” (donations accepted and suggested).

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