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Word of the Day: May 08, 2012

Blogitis

(Blah-Guy-TiSs)

One of the worse cases seen by medical practitioners for Blogitis, from a housewife in suburban New Jersey.

1)  A medical syndrome that makes a person see blog possibilities everywhere they look. One of the worse symptoms of Blogitis is that people actually act upon their illness and write blogs about any old thing, like how they decorated their fingernails before going out to the bars.

2)  An inflammation of the wrist that can be caused by either excessive blogging, or excessive masturbation. Those who do both at the same time should see a doctor immediately (or, write to Penthouse!).

Today’s featured “word” (minus the descriptions – that fault lies with me!) has been brought to you by Patti Hale, she of the work from home help guru-type that actually helps as opposed to those that want money to give you a list of places that are paying for writers to submit articles (hey, anyone can Google “writer needed”, right?).  With advice and tips from an experienced online writer, those seeking somewhere to write in these uncertain economic times should really give her blog site a good read, at http://www.howtofindworkfromhome.com/ .  Let her know I sent you and you’ll get 15% more advice, free!  *(as Patti has given a wealth of new word possibilities, you may be seeing a lot of my attempts at silly adverts for her writings and musings on these pages in the words to come! Thanks, Patti!!!

*NOTE;  IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR A FAKE, BLOGGING-RELATED WORD OR ACRONYM THAT YOU LIKE, DESPISE OR USE, PLEASE LEAVE IT AS A COMMENT, ALONG WITH A SHORT DEFINITION AND THE PHONETICS. YOUR SUGGESTIONS WILL BE AN UPCOMING DAILY FEATURE!

YOU COULD WIN $1 MILLION USD!

*(Well, y0u could… you would probably have to buy a lottery ticket to do it, but you really could win a million dollars, just not here or from me!)

CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

*Note – This writer can not be held responsible for providing false information that could make you look silly or downright stupid for using them in public, in any way, shape or form.
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Word of the Day: January 2, 2012

Slaggers.

(slay-ger-z)

Blog, comment, comment, answer comment, comment, blog.

1) People who leave comments on blog posts that have nothing to do with the post.

2) Bloggers who spend as much time posting comments on other blogs and answering comments on their own blogs as they do writing blogs.

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