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Word of the day: January 20, 2012



Darlin', you look blogolicious!

1) A blogger who is extremely beautiful, sensual and exudes sexuality. The blogger (well, let’s be honest here; there’s no way this is a guy, so it’s a blogger who uses her wiles to create an extremely successful blog. Advertisers, however, tend to be the dating, sexual and sex organ enhancements and little blue pills (if you experience an erection that lasts longer than 14 hours, use it! You idiot! Don’t listen to the ads that tell you to get medical help, get female help!).

2) A blog that is so scrumptious, you end up pouring melted, Swiss milk chocolate, fudge sauce and Macadamia nuts on your body, not really realizing why.

3) A blog that really appeals to you.

Subject to change without notice. Words may seem closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still manage to appear to be sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty) in the phone book – the SPCA (Animals) hogged the first spot on me again!) the apathetic and appallingly apropos “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers” (donations accepted).

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