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Word of the Day: August 23, 2012

 

Blogdorff

 

(BlahG-DoorFf)

One of the more expensive hotels in North America, New York City’s Blogdorff sits empty, awaiting its’ first paying customer.

 

 

1)  A swanky and extremely expensive hotel in New York City, where bloggers convene to show off their extreme wealth from blogging. Unfortunately for the Blogdorff it remains empty to this day. However,  it was a wonderful idea!

 

 

*NOTE;  HELP!!!  IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR A FAKE, BLOGGING-RELATED WORD OR ACRONYM THAT YOU LIKE, DESPISE OR USE, PLEASE LEAVE IT AS A COMMENT, ALONG WITH A SHORT DEFINITION AND THE PHONETICS. YOUR SUGGESTIONS WILL BE AN UPCOMING DAILY FEATURE!

CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN  THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS.

 

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Word of the Day: May 30, 2012

Blogathomedotcom

 

 

(BlahG-at-Home-Dot-KahM)

You’re chances are infinitely better to make money spending hours in front of a fixed slot machine!

 

1)  A private company that, for a nominal fee, will provide suckers idiots writers with a list of easily found companies, magazines and websites that will pay for content. Entries include such mainstays as Mormon Anal Probes Bi-Weekly, oDesk, pDesk and qDesk, as well as workathome(dot)come  (sorry – if i were to write the company name out properly, you could be exposed to their scams by clicking on it).

 

2)  An over-advertising, extremely nefarious and just plain-old bothersome company that, once they get your email address, will never leave you alone with their job offers. Note that job offers are already posted online and available freely, but these people charge about $50 USD for this freely available information. Also provided is a help-line, in case you aren`t sure how to bend over and take it up the “/%…

 

 

*NOTE;  HELP!!!  IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR A FAKE, BLOGGING-RELATED WORD OR ACRONYM THAT YOU LIKE, DESPISE OR USE, PLEASE LEAVE IT AS A COMMENT, ALONG WITH A SHORT DEFINITION AND THE PHONETICS. YOUR SUGGESTIONS WILL BE AN UPCOMING DAILY FEATURE!

CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN  THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

Word of the Day: January 28, 2012

“Professional Writer”

 

(Pro-phesh-shin-all-Wrye-terr)

 

1) What the majority of unpaid bloggers who can’t even make money at “article mills” more often than not refer to themselves as.

"I'se imp'oh'tant!

2) Those select few people who make a better than living wage writing. (see “novelist” or  “New York Bestsellers List”)

 

 

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