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Word of the Day: March 26, 2012

NORBL

 

(Nohr-Bull)

One more one-sentence blog and I jump from the nearest bridge!

 

 

1) The acronym for the National Organization for the Reform of Blogging Legislation.  The sister organization of the pot-promoting NORML, NORBL fights for the rights of bloggers to behead, disembowel, and otherwise irritate those other bloggers who waste their time posting one and two sentence posts about why they aren’t writing a post.

 

2)  Eddy Murphy’s pot-smoking female counter-self.  Having dissociated from reality, Mr. Murphy fell into the lives of his former movie bomb characters,

 

*can ‘ya tell I need some help?

 

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