Word of the Day: May 28, 2012

Blogiccistic

 

 

(Blah-Gie-Siss-TiK)

 

When one flew over the cuckoo’s nest, the shawshank were looking for redemption at the blogger’s last chance Inn…. Nah, I’m shitting you, they’re all bat-shit crazy!

 

1)  A psychological disorder which causes normal people to blog relentlessly about mundane things, like success and personal wealth. Ironically, both are things that most blogocostics will never attain, along with a blog that actually makes sense.

 

 

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Word of the Day: April 10, 2012

Blogvana

 

 

(Like the hot-dog eating monk once said, “Make me one with everything”)

Make me one with everything... 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(BlahG-Vanna)

 

 

1)  The state that one can attain when writing a viscerally pleasant blog post.

 

Hey! Back off! Get your own damned Nirvana!

 

2)  Donald Blunt`s daughter.

 

3)  The odor that emanates when your blog smells like teen spirit.

 

 

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