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Word of the Day: May 13, 2012

Blogny Stone

 

(Blah-G’Knee-StoweN)

No! I need it more! I haven’t written a decent blog post for 8 months!

 

 

1)  The Irish stone where bloggers flock to gain inspiration for their blogs when they completely run out of things to write about. Most bloggers, failing the will or money to visit the Blarney Stone, will continue posting blog entries about their nails, make-up, how they are dressing or what they are eating / who they are dating. Many others will just reblog popular posts written by popular bloggers, hoping to get some of their page views from them.

 

2)  A stone used to throw at your computer / laptop  when, after writing a magnificent, viral-heading blog post, without saving draft versions, loses all of their work due to power failure from their electric cord coming unhooked, and their battery dying. Most bloggers who use this version of the Blogny Stone usually disappear from the blogosphere for months, waiting the purchase of a new computer / laptop.

 

 

*NOTE;  IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR A FAKE, BLOGGING-RELATED WORD OR ACRONYM THAT YOU LIKE, DESPISE OR USE, PLEASE LEAVE IT AS A COMMENT, ALONG WITH A SHORT DEFINITION AND THE PHONETICS. YOUR SUGGESTIONS WILL BE AN UPCOMING DAILY FEATURE!

 

CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

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Word of the Day: March 19, 2012

Blisp

 

St. Patty's Day or not, I will leave a one-sentence post and be gone!

 

 

(Bl-Lisp)

 

1)  An acronym standing for “Bloggers Leaving Incrementally Short Posts”.  A blogger who finds that they still get a lot of page views from posting simple one-sentence posts, and then keeps on doing the same expecting the same results.

 

 

 

*note:  Today’s post was brought to you by me!

 

*note;  if you have any suggestions for a fake, blogging-related word or acronym that you like, despise or use, please leave it as a comment, along with a short definition and the phonetics. Your suggestions will be an upcoming daily feature!

 

Subject to change without notice. Words may appear closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians  are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still manage to appear to be sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty) in the phone book – the SPCA (Animals) hogged the first spot on me again! Those brutes!) the apathetic and appallingly apropos “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers” (donations accepted and suggested).

Word of the Day: February 19, 2012

Blablablogger

(Blah-blah-blaw-gher)

Blogs ram tough

1)  A blogger who incessantly writes the same thing, day in and day out, over and over again just to satisfy an SEO theory and try to lure people to their blogs for the page views.

2)  The opening word to the fairy tale “Have you any words?” (blahblahblogger, have you any words?  Yes sir, yes sir, three posts full!”)

3)  A blogger who causes blogolepsy in people who accidentally read their banal posts.  These unfortunate souls are well known for putting themselves to sleep, let alone their readers.  Can sometimes be treated with Blogozene.

 

*As brought to you by a comment from Red (http://mommasmoneymatters.com/) in a recent comment to a Word of the Day feature!  Thanks, Red!

 

*note;  if you have any suggestions for a fake, blogging-related word or acronym that you like, despise or use, please leave it as a comment, along with a short definition and the phonetics. Your suggestions may well be an upcoming daily feature!

Subject to change without notice. Words may appear closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians  are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still manage to appear to be sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty) in the phone book – the SPCA (Animals) hogged the first spot on me again! Those brutes!) the apathetic and appallingly apropos “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers” (donations accepted and suggested).

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