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Word of the Day: June 22, 2012

Blogstinct

 

 

(BlahG-StinKed)

 

 

His instinct said to write, but those gears in his head told him to smash his laptop on the ground and smash it. Unfortunately, his instincts won out, and another boring blog was born.

 

 

1)  A primordial instinct that tells bloggers what to write about. The problem being that 99.997% of bloggers have a misdirected sense of blogstinct, and unfortunately act upon it with senseless and boring blogs, many times just modelling for a camera in sexy clothes, hoping for the pubescent male’s page views.

 

2)  The olfactory after-effect of a real stinker of a blog. (Man, that blog stinked!)

 

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SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).

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Word of the Day: June 16, 2012

Blogcops

 

 

(BlahG-KopZ)

 

 

Bad bloggers, bad bloggers, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when Doreen gets you?

 

 

1)  A reality television serial that follows real-life police as they chase after illegal bloggers, criminals who use blogs for nefarious purposes, and any other illegal activities undertaken through or about blogging. A sister-show to “Cops”, Blogcops is hosted by Doreen Martel, the official Blog police captain.

 

 

 

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SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).

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