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Word of the Day: September 09, 2012

Bloggintology

 

(Blah-Gehn-Tall-Ah-Gee)

One of the possible locations of Tom Cruise’s next life within the church of Bloggentology

 

 

1)  The pseudo-religious sect group, founded by L. Ron Blogghard, that believes that, if you give a major percentage of your income to the sect, you will earn life after death in some form, possibly on another planet or in another plane, if you give them enough money. Sorely, there are no bloggers in Bloggitology as they can’t afford to save their souls or to purchase life after death,

 

 

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