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Word of the Day: March 25, 2012

Blam

 

(Blah-Mm)

 

 

I just spent the last 40 minutes finding out one person had to do laundry, three had to clean their apartments (two in mom's basement!) and five had medical appointments. Four others were reporting on 7 year old sporting events!
I wanna kill! Kill! Kill!

 

 

1)  An acronym for “Bloggers Losing All Morals”. Sometimes the almighty buck wins and the blogger chases riches, only to be shot down.

 

2)  The sound a blog reader makes when they realize that they’ve opened a link to a blog that they are following, only to find one sentence, usually about a medical appointment or what they are going to wear/do/go…

 

 

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(can ‘ya tell I need some help?)

 

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Word of the Day: March 19, 2012

Blisp

 

St. Patty's Day or not, I will leave a one-sentence post and be gone!

 

 

(Bl-Lisp)

 

1)  An acronym standing for “Bloggers Leaving Incrementally Short Posts”.  A blogger who finds that they still get a lot of page views from posting simple one-sentence posts, and then keeps on doing the same expecting the same results.

 

 

 

*note:  Today’s post was brought to you by me!

 

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