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Word of the Day: August 08, 2012

 

Blog-gro

 

(Blah-Growe)

 

Don’t laugh! This isn’t a golf club!!! But gads, it hurts!

 

1)  A medicinal aide for male blog enhancement, to ensure your female reader’s satisfaction.  No creams, pills or pumps required!  (for use as a novelty… no actual blog growth should be expected aside from the normal growth realized when your blog gets excited. Not for internal use…).

 

2)  A snake-oil (pardon the pun! Snake! Haha!!!) remedy for men with very small blogs. No need to hide behind chairs while blogging in your Speedos at the beach or poolside anymore! Just rub Blog-gro on your blog post and watch it grow right in front of your eyes!

 

 

(This “Word of the Day” feature was suggested by Lance! Thanks, Lance! (If I had Lance’s website’s URL, it would be posted here for all of you lovely, brave and oh so mixed up readers!)

 

 

*NOTE;  HELP!!!  IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR A FAKE, BLOGGING-RELATED WORD OR ACRONYM THAT YOU LIKE, DESPISE OR USE, PLEASE LEAVE IT AS A COMMENT, ALONG WITH A SHORT DEFINITION AND THE PHONETICS. YOUR SUGGESTIONS WILL BE AN UPCOMING DAILY FEATURE!

 

CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN  THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS.

 

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