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Word of the Day: January 13, 2012

Blogopoly

*(From a comment by Raymond Alexander Kukkee on a previous “Word of the Day” post)

From Hasbro's new sister company, Blogspro, the new, egolomanical game!

(blah-gah-puh-lee)

1) A dynasty of a  related series or theme of blogs (and Pages and posts) that inhabit and/or define a blogging style, or methodology of blogging.

2) A game based on blogging and building a wealthy blog-related industry.( A derivative of Monopoly, coupled with Risk and mated with 3-D chess).

3) To have complete control over the Blogosphere*.

*(Blogosphere is a (fake) “Word of the Day” from January 11, 2012).

 

 

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Word of the Day: January 12, 2012

Bwolothe

 

(buh-woe-low-thuh)

How it all starts

Acronym for “Blogging will only lead to hurt egos”.

 

 

Do you have a favorite fake blog-related word that you often use, or think should be a real word? Leave it as a comment, along with a short definition and the phonetics of the word/acronym, and I will do my best to include it in an upcoming post. Hey, ‘ya never know, there could be a book out of this!

 

Subject to change without notice. Words may appear closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still manage to be sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (society of the prevention of Cruelty to Animals being the first one), the apathetic “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers”.

Word of the Day: January 11, 2012

Blogosphere

(blah-goss-pfh-here)

1) The part of the Internet based on and related to blogging.

2) Where a conceited blogger believes that they live.

The next upgrade to keyboards

*note: Although the term “Blogosphere” is in use. it is still as of yet to be recognized as a real word. With enough usage, the idiots editors at major dictionaries just may include it in one of their upcoming, yearly revisions.

If you would like to see one of your favorite, fake, blogging-related words or acronyms used in this daily post, please leave them as a comment, including the phonetics of the word and a brief definition.

 

Subject to change without notice. Words may appear closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still manage to be sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (society of the prevention of Cruelty to Animals being the first one), the apathetic “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers”.

Word of the Day: January 10, 2012

Headblogger

 

(hed-blah-gher)

 

1) A person who blogs about head banging, heavy metal music.

2) A relic from the 60’s sexual and drug revolutions, who imbibes exorbitantly while blogging.

3) A blogger who bangs their head on their computer repeatedly while aggravated.

 

Subject to change without notice. Words may appear closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still manage to be sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (society of the prevention of Cruelty to Animals being the first one), the apathetic “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers”.

Word of the Day: January 9, 2012

Smlogasborg

It's in here, so it must be true!

(smm-lohg-as-bore-gh)

1) Addiction to smutty blogs.

2)An all-you-can-read blog. Usually found at a cheap, Chinese blogastrant in Blogatown.

 

Subject to change without notice. Words may appear closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still manage to be sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (society of the prevention of Cruelty to Animals is the first one), the apathetic “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers”.

Word of the Day: January 8, 2012

Hatemailer

(hay-t-male-er)

Hate mail! Get your hate mail!

1) People who post hateful, derogatory and/or asinine comments on blog posts.

2) Credit card companies.

3) Politicians looking for votes, telling you why they are so special.

 

*note

As brought to you by “Red” through a comment on an earlier “Word of the Day” post.

 

Subject to change without notice. Words may appear closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still manage to be sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (society of the prevention of Cruelty to Animals is the first one), the apathetic “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers”.

Word of the Day: January 7, 2012

Today’s entry comes via comment from Jacques…

Teachnology

(tee-tsh-nah-log-zhie)

The act of teaching technological material.

The thing about teaching…

If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
If you teach a man to fish, he can eat for the rest of his life.
If you give a man a fire, he’s warm for a day.
If you light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.

Sometimes, it’s just better to not teach at all.

This post is subject to change without notice. Words may appear closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still alarmingly sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (society of the prevention of Cruelty to Animals being the first one), the apathetic “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers”.

Word of the Day: January 6, 2012

Bwahahna

Derivative of:

Bawahaha. (beh-wah-ha-ha) ;

1) A maniacal laugh, usually belly splitting and almost always uttered by a crazy person just before the victim they were just about to kill magically escapes their bindings and kills them.

2) A deep, guttural laugh usually uttered by mad scientists just as their big breakthrough experiment is about to fail miserably.

(Beh-wah-hahn-ah)

Definition;

An acronym for ” bloggers who always help aspiring, hopeful newbies anytime”.

verb – He bwahahana-ed me to death last nite, and I had my first multiple blog post.

*(yes, actually, your head really does belong in the gutter on that one;)

noun – Red is a natural bwahahahna, she helped me to shorten up my posts and clean up the crap in no time flat.

Do you have any suggestions for a `fake word that should be a real word of the day” word? Leave your suggestions as a comment (one suggestion per comment, please). Please include a short definition of the word. Acronyms are, by default of my using one today, allowed.

I will do my best to include your suggestion in an upcoming posting of the “Word of the day, 2012”

The only rule for this 356 post blog is that all words must be fake, and must have something to do with blogging or the people who blog.

subject to change. words may appear closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (society of the prevention of Cruelty to Animals being the first one), the apathetic “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers”.

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