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Word of the Day: June 09, 2012

Blogvire

 

 

(GlahG-Vyre)

 

I vant to suck the life out of your blog, my love. Me amore, allow me to kiss your supple HP notebook’s neck, I vill grant thee immortality from ever writing a viral blog!

 

1)  A night-dwelling creature, half-man and half-batty, who sucks the life out of other bloggers with mundane comments, boring posts, reblogged news stories and personal successes (which are always minimal).  The first of each group of blogvires controls all humans that they have sucked the life out of, and if killed, all of their minions revert back to as near to normal that they ever were.

 

2)  What you get when you throw 100 blogvires (see #1)  on a bonfire.

 

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Subject to change without notice. Words may appear closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians  are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still manage to appear to be sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty) in the phone book – the SPCA (Animals) hogged the first spot on me again! Those brutes!) the apathetic and appallingly apropos “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers” (donations accepted and suggested).

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Word of the Day: May 11, 2012

Blogula

 

 

(Blah-Gue-La)

 

I vant to vrite your blog! Ha ha!

 

 

1)  The ancient, word sucking half-man, half-batty wacko blogger. Much like the vampires who suck blood, the blogulas simply suck.

 

2)  Count Chocula’s second cousin, first removed, from the Albanian tribe of cereal killers.

 

 

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CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

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