Word of the Day: June 29, 2012

BUM

 

(BuhM)

“Will Blog for money

 

 

1) The acronym for “Bloggers United Metaphorically”, since most bloggers are only out for themselves and only post comments on other blogs in order to have those  bloggers post comments on their own posts. Not to be confused with the clothing manufacturing company (BUM), BUM members will only reciprocate when the other bloggers stop posting comments on their posts.

 

 

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Word of the Day: June 23, 2012

Blogstock

 

 

(BlahG-StocK)

 

After taking the brown acid, The Blogging Stones decided to change their names, and to continue doing concerts until they were 85…

 

1)  A concert, held in upstate New York, where bloggers from the 60’s rolled around in the mud and took bad acid, resulting in decades of nonsensical blog posts.

 

 

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Word of the Day: June 22, 2012

Blogstinct

 

 

(BlahG-StinKed)

 

 

His instinct said to write, but those gears in his head told him to smash his laptop on the ground and smash it. Unfortunately, his instincts won out, and another boring blog was born.

 

 

1)  A primordial instinct that tells bloggers what to write about. The problem being that 99.997% of bloggers have a misdirected sense of blogstinct, and unfortunately act upon it with senseless and boring blogs, many times just modelling for a camera in sexy clothes, hoping for the pubescent male’s page views.

 

2)  The olfactory after-effect of a real stinker of a blog. (Man, that blog stinked!)

 

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Word of the Day: June 16, 2012

Blogcops

 

 

(BlahG-KopZ)

 

 

Bad bloggers, bad bloggers, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when Doreen gets you?

 

 

1)  A reality television serial that follows real-life police as they chase after illegal bloggers, criminals who use blogs for nefarious purposes, and any other illegal activities undertaken through or about blogging. A sister-show to “Cops”, Blogcops is hosted by Doreen Martel, the official Blog police captain.

 

 

 

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Word of the Day; June 02, 2012

“Night of the Blogging Dead”

 

(Nite-uv-the-blah-Ging-Ded)

 

 

Motherboards! We need motherboards!

 

 

A film by George A Blogero, about bloggers who come back from the dead, trying to eat the brains of bloggers. As can be seen by the quality, or lack there0f, of many recent and past blog posts, these walking dead bloggers have been around for a very, very long time. The only way to kill a blogging dead is to severe their connection to their laptop.

 

 

 

 

 

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Word of the Day: June 01, 2012

BIA

(Bee-Eye-Aye)

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that they’re not watching you!

1)  The federal police-agency that investigates bloggers, the “Blogger’s Intelligence Agency” is mandated with investigating bloggers who write short or crappy blogs, blogs about what they’re wearing or how they’re doing their nails/hair/make-up, etc.

2)  Founded by FDR long before the internet was invented, the BIA was introduced to take care of any possible attacks on America from within, by the people, for the people.

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Word of the Day: May 27, 2012

Bloghead

 

 

(BlahG-HeaD)

Stop right their and put down the blogs or you will be shot, stabbed, tasered, pumelled, beat, maced, clubbed, kicked and generally beat upon!

 

 

1)  A person who is strongly addicted to blogging. Many blogheads commit crimes in order to fuel their blogging addictions.

2)  A person who is a complete dickhead when it comes to blogging. These include those who are prone to writing extremely short or extremely horrible blog posts, those who reblog nothing but old news stories they think people will want to read, and those who reblog popular blog posts in the hopes of garnering some of the original author’s page views from them (also known as a blief, or a blog-thief).

 

 

 

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Word of the Day: May 20, 2012

Blogping

 

 

(Blah–PinG)

Throwing caution to the wind, Jeremy won the game but broke his laptop.

 

 

1)  When bloggers go camping. The major problems that they encounter include not being able to upload their blogs to their hosting sites, and running out of battery power long before they would have been able  to upload anyways.  However, those bloggers who always reblog and those who write ridiculously short posts can write many blogs before their batteries die, so that when they return to civilization they end up uploading a couple of hundred really short posts about their bowel movements in the wilds, their ensuing poison ivy rash on their tush and their miserable time so far away from Tim Horton’s and a WiFi connection.

 

2)  A dyslexic version of ping pong played by bloggers.

 

 

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Word of the Day: May 17, 2012

Blogcentric

 

 

*Blah-G-Cent-TricK)

 

I don’t need these, I earn that every 5 minutes from each of my 5 hundred blogs! So, what’cha doin’ later, baby?

 

 

1)  A blogger who is, well, just not quite there; two pieces of bread short of a sandwich; one dollar short of a buck; one fire short of a campfire (well, you get the idea, and, if not, being Blogcentric isn’t really all that bad…)

 

2)  A far-left blogger. Sometimes so far left that they end up falling out of their chairs.

 

 

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Word of the Day: May 16, 2012

Blog Stars

 

 

(Blah-G-StarZ)

 

Give me that, that blog was my idea!

 

 

1)  A reality television show following the exploits of a store that buys and sells personal blogs. A precursor to the popular “Pawn Stars” reality show, Blog Wars was a total flop, as most bloggers don’t have the time to watch hours of television a day.

 

2)  What happens when two different blog-related groups have their annual picnic get-togethers at the same park. Known for the summer that a 54-yr. old lady was impaled by a smartphone while telling others how blogs about nail polish are legitimate blogs.

 

 

 

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