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Word of the Day: May 06, 2012

B.W.B.

 

(Bee-Dubble-You-Bee)

 

Even on tropical islands, BWB is known for lobbying for free internet access for all stranded sailors! (Computers and connectivity cables not included)

 

1)  The “good” acronym standing for “Bloggers Without Borders”, the sister charitable organization of “Doctors Without Borders”, “Drug Dealers Without Borders” and “Borders” (the book store, where they sell e-readers and iPad-type tablets as well as the ancient, nearly extinct paperback novels). This organization is responsible for having third world countries to provide high-speed, 4G internet and smartphone connectivity for all. The only problem is that only 3 people in every 128,976,248 people can afford the connection, let alone buying a computer every 3 to 5 years due to their becoming obsolete so damned quick!

 

2)  The “bad” acronym standing for “Black and White Bloggers”. This is not a race-specific blog society, but a blog society that is revolted by using color, either in text or pictures, in their blogs. You know who you are! Yes, you! I see you, right there! Stop! Stop it now!

 

 

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Word of the Day: May 05, 2012

Blogology

 

(Blah-Gah-Lah-Gee)

 

The Blogology high priest, “Jason”, responsible for the souls of good bloggers gone bad.

 

 

1)  The religion based on blogs, and how when people die their “essence” returns in the form of a hub.

2)  What comedian/commentator Bill Maher refers to the blogosphere as.

 

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Word of the Day: May 04, 2012

Bloggle

 

 

(Blah-GuL)

 

 

Ack! Another “Q” word!

 

1)  A game where a jar filled with words is shaken, and as the words are placed on the table a blog post is written. This process is used my many bloggers, as is evident by their content.

 

 

 

 

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CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

Word of the Day: May 02, 2012

Bloggage Wars

 

 

(Blah-Gahje-WahrZ)

 

The Allied forces land on the beaches of Blogandy in the most deadly assault ever attempted against those who insist upon writing short and dreary blogs (this is how i did my nails today comes to mind)

 

 

A reality television series where blog hoarders bid on defunct blogs, where the owners failed to pay their dues for three (3) consecutive months.  One regular in particular, Piggy Nester, is the most vile and hated personality  star  person  locker blogger locker on the show, constantly stating that he is the best and the others don’t have a clue nor a chance against his overwhelming intelligence. Also known for making huge blunders and calling things nothing similar to what they actually are.

 

 

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Word of the Day: April 30, 2012

Barenaked Bloggers

 

(Bare-NakuD-Lay-DeeZ)

 

A great Canadian pop-rock band.

 

An iconic, Canadian pop musical group known for such songs as “Blog Set”, “Every Laptop” and the perennial, Platinum-Award winning  “If I had a Million Followers”.

 

 

 

 

This blog has been accredited by the MPB, the Multi-Blog Manipulators, (also my initials!) as the best, fake, blog-related “Word of the Day” feature.  The fact that it is the only blog of it’s kind may have also had some bearing on the award’s presentation, but I highly resemble that insinuation…

 

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CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

Word of the Day: April 27, 2012

Storage Blogwars

 

 

(Store-ahge-blahG-warz)

 

In Las Vegas, the bidders were hoping to find a great blog, for the very first time in recorded history...

 

 

1)  What happens when assorted bloggers that  nobody takes seriously, who all realize that nobody’s read their posts for 2 or more years, and so they start promoting old content endlessly on Twitter and Facebook in the hopes that somebody will hear them over the din of others doing the same thing, and finally click through. Best known for a blogger named Dave who keeps shouting “LIKE!” in the most irritating manner imaginable.

 

 

*Note:  This entry was brought to you by reader Lance Buhrmann, as posted in a comment on a previous “Word of the Day” blog post.

 

This blog has been accredited by the MPB, the Multi-Blog Manipulators, (also my initials!) as the best, fake, blog-related “Word of the Day” feature.  The fact that it is the only blog of it’s kind may have also had some bearing on the award’s presentation, but I highly resemble that insinuation…

 

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Word of the Day: April 26, 2012

Bluppies

 

 

(Blaw-Peez)

I'll get you, criminal! Right after my walkies and a nap...

 

 

 

1)  The children of “Blog, the Postie Hunter’s”, who, along with their self-centered father and overly rotund mother hunt down and arrest bloggers who break the rules and skip the bonds that tie them to the Internet.  The opening song is as famous as the show itself, “I’m the Blawg, the big bad Blawg, the Bluppy hunter.”

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