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Word of the Day: September 07, 2012

 

BLEAP

 

(BleeeP)

 

 

With free speech now no more than a memory, bloggers have to find phuqing inventive ways to get around the opening-keesters who work for the censorship bureau!

1)  The acronym for the ever-helpful group of non-greedy and selflessly giving bloggers and writers, “Bloggers Lending Expert Advice for Provision”. This is the nicest group in the bloggosphere, nary asking for anything whilst giving in-depth tips and even performing formatting and other tricky tasks for writers and bloggers alike.

2)  The sound made by censors as they strike out innocent enough comments, phrases and/or words contained within otherwise well-written blog posts. Since swear words are not allowed, bloggers must write “That bleaping bleaper of a bleap!”.

 

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Word of the Day: August 01, 2012

Blogfather

 

(BlahG-Fah-ThurR)

i’m gonna make you a blog youi can’t refuse!

 

 

1)  The head of the online blogging costa nostra, or mafia family, that oversees who gets the best website names. Also known for having people sleep with the vowels and have horse’s manes in their bedrolls.

 

 

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CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN  THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

Word of the Day: July 29, 2012

 

The Blogles

 

(Thuh-Blah-GullZ)

“With a blog like that, you know you can’t go bad… She blogs you, yeah yeah yeah!”

 

 

1)  A pop group from the 50’s and 60’s who took the world by storm with their version of blog hop.  Songs such as Hey Blog, Yellow Blogmarine, Lady Blog and Blog Me were just a fragment of their number 1 hits.

 

 

 

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Word of the Day: July 26, 2012

 

Blog-Dittie

 

 

(BlahG-DitEe)

 

 

To blog is to be… No, that an’t be right! Hmm, maybe, “There once was a blogger from Nantuket, Who threw away his laptop, yelling “Aw, F&^% it”…” Yeah, that’s it!

 

 

1)  A lyric-like post. An example may look like;

 

“Oh, give me a blog

Where the blog fellas roam

And the advertisers and subscribers pay all day

Where posts that I’ve read

Don’t fill me with dread

And the readers write kudos all day”

 

 

 

 

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Word of the Day: July 25, 2012

 

 

BLOGOSCOLONY

 

(Blah-Go-ScoLL-On-Knee)

We’re losing him, people! 2Liters of whole verbs and acronyms, stat! We have the technology, unfortunately they don’t have the skills!

 

 

1)  A medical procedure where a blog is dissected and the rotten parts thrown out. Most blogs that undergo blogoscolonies usually end up with less than 10% of their original content.

 

 

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Word of the Day: July 18, 2012

Necroblogzy

 

 

(Neck-Row-BlahG-Zee)

 

When a blogger dies, their posts live on as long as the Internet is active. Many times this is a crying shame, but occasionally it is a wondrous thing!

 

 

1)  The study of dead blogs and those blogs that should be dead but are steadily popular.

 

 

 

 

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ENTER YOUR SUGGESTIONS AS COMMENTS ON ANY RECENT (WITHIN 2 DAYS OF PRESENT DATE) “WORD OF THE DAY” FEATURE.  PLEASE GIVE THE PHONETICS (PHONE-ETT-ICKS) AND ONE OR TWO DEFINITIONS, AS WELL AS A LINK TO YOUR BLOG (WHICH WILL BE INCLUDED IN THE POST FEATURING YOUR SUGGESTION).  FUNNY SUGGESTIONS ENCOURAGED, BUT NO PROFANITY, PLEASE!

Word of the Day: July 17, 2012

Ineptoblogzy

 

 

(InepT-Oh-Blah-GZEe)

The great Chairman Mao Xhe Blogg, the first post administrator and a God to many bloggers

 

 

1)  A system of Blogging governance where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of writing. This is best witnessed where posts about what someone is wearing, or how they painted their finger/toe nails gets hundreds of likes.

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ENTER YOUR SUGGESTIONS AS COMMENTS ON ANY RECENT (WITHIN 2 DAYS OF PRESENT DATE) “WORD OF THE DAY” FEATURE.  PLEASE GIVE THE PHONETICS (PHONE-ETT-ICKS) AND ONE OR TWO DEFINITIONS, AS WELL AS A LINK TO YOUR BLOG (WHICH WILL BE INCLUDED IN THE POST FEATURING YOUR SUGGESTION).  FUNNY SUGGESTIONS ENCOURAGED, BUT NO PROFANITY, PLEASE!

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