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Word of the Day: April 14, 2012

Bloghunter

Whoa, Silver! Me smell laptop, must be blogger nearby.

(BlahG-Hun-Terr)

A television program about a washed-out cowboy who hunts down wayfaring bloggers in the wilds of Canada.  He actually cheats by having local guides who know the blogging terrain better than the animals who live there. He has a large female following due to his rugged assholliness *(hey, i can make words up if i want! This is, after all, a blog about fake, blogging-related words and acronyms…) er, i mean, old-man-type good looks. Sort of like an Old Spice commercial spokesman with leather chaffs and a big ol’ hat! riding a big steed! (take from that what you will!) He redefines the RCMP’s motto of “We always get our man.”

 
 

*NOTE;  IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR A FAKE, BLOGGING-RELATED WORD OR ACRONYM THAT YOU LIKE, DESPISE OR USE, PLEASE LEAVE IT AS A COMMENT, ALONG WITH A SHORT DEFINITION AND THE PHONETICS. YOUR SUGGESTIONS WILL BE AN UPCOMING DAILY FEATURE!

 

You could win a Million Dollars!!!

(well, not from me, but you could, if you bought lottery tickets and got extremely lucky. Like finding am 800-carat, rough, flawless diamond in a local stream kind of lucky. Like having an asteroid made of rubies and diamonds crash into the Earth, 5 feet in front of you kind of lucky. Hey, it’s Friday the 13th (well, it is now, when i’m writing this…) so you never know what could happen!

 

CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

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Word of the day: January 20, 2012

Blogolicious

(blah-go-lish-ye-us)

Darlin', you look blogolicious!

1) A blogger who is extremely beautiful, sensual and exudes sexuality. The blogger (well, let’s be honest here; there’s no way this is a guy, so it’s a blogger who uses her wiles to create an extremely successful blog. Advertisers, however, tend to be the dating, sexual and sex organ enhancements and little blue pills (if you experience an erection that lasts longer than 14 hours, use it! You idiot! Don’t listen to the ads that tell you to get medical help, get female help!).

2) A blog that is so scrumptious, you end up pouring melted, Swiss milk chocolate, fudge sauce and Macadamia nuts on your body, not really realizing why.

3) A blog that really appeals to you.

Subject to change without notice. Words may seem closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still manage to appear to be sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty) in the phone book – the SPCA (Animals) hogged the first spot on me again!) the apathetic and appallingly apropos “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers” (donations accepted).

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