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Word of the Day: August 15, 2012

 

Glee

 

(Gleee)

No number of botox injections or plastic surgery operations could hide his eligibility for being on Glee…

 

 

1)  The all-American television show about gay, lesbian and transgender bloggers who sing, dance and write blogs while trying to look like teenagers.  Danny Bonaduce is the all-time leading vote-getter for the show’s most request blogger to be seduced by Ron Jeremy while singing any Justin Beiber song…

 

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Word of the Day: August 10, 2012

Blogneck

(BlahG-NecK)

If there’s a rifle in the pickup, a laptop on the roof and an alligator in the back, chances are the driver’s a blogneck…

1)  An American from the deep south, like Louisiana, where bloggers write posts about wrestling alligators, fishing for shrimp and other, basic redneck hobbies.

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Word of the Day: July 28, 2012

 

Blogympics

 

(Blah-Gimp-Icks)

 

Signifying the five types of blog posts, the Blogympic rings is the most recognized symbol, aside from Coke, Pepsi, Nike, etc etc etc

 

 

1) The quasi-annual sporting event where bloggers from every country in the world get together to participate in sportingly blogging events, in the spirit of blogmanship. Overseen by the IBOC (see July 26th’s entry), the Blogympics is the highest television-rated program, watched the world over, even more so than Bad Men.

 

 

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Word of the Day: July 06, 2012

Blogicology

 

(Blah-Gi-Call-Agee)

 

“Now bend over and cough. Yes, yes, you have writer’s block. Or, is that constipation? I keep mixing the two up…”

 

 

1)  The study of blogs, bloggers and all things blog-related. Known as the science of blogging that pays the least among the doctoral studies.

 

 

 

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Word of the Day: July 04, 2012

Blogth of July

 

(Blah-GThh-Uv-Jew-Lie)

The one day when all American bloggers come together and talk about their nails, makeup and what they’re wearing the next day.

 

 

1)  The yearly day that the USA celebrates the day that the Blog of Independent’s Dance is held. Much like high school dances, the girls  dance together while the guys stand around trying to look cool.  Fireworks are displayed at the end of the day to show the colors of the LBGT rainbow.

 

2)  A movie starring Blom Bruise, an actor from Ottawa who claims to be from BC, in which a blogger tries to race a car. Hilarity ensues when he writes about his lack of driving abilities and the use of stunt bloggers who don’t even resemble the blogger. Silly blogger.

 

 

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Word of the Day: July 03, 2012

Blogaque

 

(Blah-Gah-Cue)

One of the bonuses of a blogecue is the ability to roast weenies at the same time!

 

1)  A summertime event where family and friends come together to cook blogs over an open flame. This is the time when the internet is purged of it’s worst posts.

 

2)  A blogger who has a hard time uttering soft words and sneezes (Blogs-you is the proper response)

 

 

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Word of the Day: July 02, 2012

Blogdependance Day

 

 

The least popularly celebrated anniversary

 

1)  The anniversary of the day that a blogger first becomes successful. There are currently 1,207 blogdependance days on record, and over 12.3 million blogs.

 

 

 

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