(Blah-Gick-Call)
Blogging from Centauri Alpha 5, Spock wrote about the logic behind space travel near black holes, but was stopped by the hole alliance for gender equality
1) Being logical while writing a blog post. One of the rarer forms of blog writing.
2) What Captain Spock, of the Starfleet Enterprise, does when he blogs.
(Bhl-IlL)
The original blill was about the loss of slaves, a sore point for Uncle Sam, Willie’s mother’s sister’s son, whose parents had no children that lived.
1) Having the will to blog. Without the will, the blog will be as poor or poorer than the amount of hype the blogger puts into the post.
2) What a hillbilly calls a blog.
(Blah_gaH-Lynne-MiN-Row)
Not only did every man want her, but most women as well… for Marylin embodied all that sensuousness meant
1) The sex-symbol blogger who, when at the top of her sex appeal, blogged herself to death. Once married to the famous ball player, Harry Potter (well, okay, i may have made that part up!), she once infamously sang ?Happy Blog-Day” to the the president of the United Blogs of America… nun to happy was his bride…
Blog Marley
(BlahG-Marr-Lee)
Marley’s brother, Tosh, was just a good as a howler, but he was as good as gold…
1) The Jamaican rasta-blogger known for his hit songs “Every blog’s gonna be alright” and “No blogger, no cry”.
2) a large, dysfunctionally-lovable yellow lab know for making buddies through the worse possible action.
(Blah-Gehn-Tall-Ah-Gee)
One of the possible locations of Tom Cruise’s next life within the church of Bloggentology
1) The pseudo-religious sect group, founded by L. Ron Blogghard, that believes that, if you give a major percentage of your income to the sect, you will earn life after death in some form, possibly on another planet or in another plane, if you give them enough money. Sorely, there are no bloggers in Bloggitology as they can’t afford to save their souls or to purchase life after death,
(Blah-Giht-Tea)
Just as she starting drinking her morning’s elixir, Wen thought of her best idea yet for a blog post. Unfortunately for Wen, it was already written by a British lady who, because of the time-zone difference, wrote hers a few hours earlier
1) What a southern-American “red neck” says when they finally write a decent post. However, Bloggitty is one of the least used words in the bloggosphere.
2) A drink, made with wheat and tea, that bloggers drink before writing blogs in the early morning rain.
(Blah-Grrr-Game-Zz)
Whether to live alone or with her lover, the Blogger Games victor chose love over winning – and all bloggers agreed because she couldn’t write a decent post if her life depended on it anyways
1) An annual blog-to-the-death game where bloggers kill each other with horrendously written blogs. With nearly 15 million entries this year alone, the Blogger Games is due to become one of the more popular games within the real blogger society, those who write decent-to-excellent posts while visiting the poorest written posts just to be nice.
(BlahG-Ti-Moe-Knee-Us)
*(note the stick and where it is stuck!)
1) A sanctimonious blogger (see http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=4911245&authType=name&authToken=i1NJ&trk=anet_mfeed_profile) who believes that he is far superior to any other bloggers. Akin to sanctimonious but for people who appear to be so online as well as in person.
*(for all of my regular readers, i apologize for this posting – it was done in pure hatred for someone who is more conceited than anyone i have ever met, online or in person, and has totally ruined a couple of really fun groups that i was really enjoying, and that i will not return to because of him – if you read his profile you will get an idea of what i mean, and if you see him in one of your groups, may your God have mercy…)
*NOTE; HELP!!! IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR A FAKE, BLOGGING-RELATED WORD OR ACRONYM THAT YOU LIKE, DESPISE OR USE, PLEASE LEAVE IT AS A COMMENT, ALONG WITH A SHORT DEFINITION AND THE PHONETICS. YOUR SUGGESTIONS WILL BE AN UPCOMING DAILY FEATURE!
(Blah-Grr)
In our distant past, these two people would actually have been talking to each other, as opposed to reading each other’s blog posts to see how their days were.
1) A person who, for reasons other than monetary, write about things, places and other such drivel on their computers, so that other bloggers can come by to post comments in the hopes that that blogger will reciprocate and post comments on their post. It’s much, like when people used to get letters in the mail and return the favor with one of their own, but then the letters actually meant and said something ,meaningful.
Things I Think I Thunk, pt. l 
Word of the Day: September 14, 2012
The Blog Factor
(Thu-BlahG-FaK-TuRr)
The new $5 million act? Make sure to vote today, just $9.99 per vote, plus surcharges and idiot charges.
1) A reality television show where four judges determine the worthiness of the bloggers who perform their posts live. However, this doesn’t work very well on television because it’s just a bunch of people writing on laptops.
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