Word of the Day: January 14, 2012

Blogtease*

(blahg-tee-zzz)

1) Someone who keeps promising to write a blog post, but only writes chain emails.

2) A blogger who makes promises that they can’t keep, usually of a bloggual, as opposed to a sexual, nature.

3) A person who writes comments on other bloggers’ posts, and posts remarks on social networking sites, yet doesn’t appear to write any blogs.

*As brought to you by the librarian-like poetic pudding-cup**, Christyb!

** parfait

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Word of the Day: January 10, 2012

Headblogger

 

(hed-blah-gher)

 

1) A person who blogs about head banging, heavy metal music.

2) A relic from the 60’s sexual and drug revolutions, who imbibes exorbitantly while blogging.

3) A blogger who bangs their head on their computer repeatedly while aggravated.

 

Subject to change without notice. Words may appear closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still manage to be sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (society of the prevention of Cruelty to Animals being the first one), the apathetic “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers”.