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Word of the Day: August 08, 2012

 

Blog-gro

 

(Blah-Growe)

 

Don’t laugh! This isn’t a golf club!!! But gads, it hurts!

 

1)  A medicinal aide for male blog enhancement, to ensure your female reader’s satisfaction.  No creams, pills or pumps required!  (for use as a novelty… no actual blog growth should be expected aside from the normal growth realized when your blog gets excited. Not for internal use…).

 

2)  A snake-oil (pardon the pun! Snake! Haha!!!) remedy for men with very small blogs. No need to hide behind chairs while blogging in your Speedos at the beach or poolside anymore! Just rub Blog-gro on your blog post and watch it grow right in front of your eyes!

 

 

(This “Word of the Day” feature was suggested by Lance! Thanks, Lance! (If I had Lance’s website’s URL, it would be posted here for all of you lovely, brave and oh so mixed up readers!)

 

 

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Word of The Day: December 30, 2011

Keystonians;

(key-stone-e-ans)

It's better than conflict oil, and cleaner too!

1) The new public-infused task force setup to ensure that the US never receives ethical oil from Canada, preferring to purchase more expensive, blood-oil from Muslim-controlled nations like Iran, Kazakhstan, and a lot of other “ans”. See also “idiots”.

2) People opposed to the pipeline from Canada to the southern USA to move the oil that the US needs, at a much cheaper price than what is paid for blood-oil.

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