Word of the Day: September 14, 2012

The Blog Factor

(Thu-BlahG-FaK-TuRr)

The new $5 million act? Make sure to vote today, just $9.99 per vote, plus surcharges and idiot charges.

1) A reality television show where four judges determine the worthiness of the bloggers who perform their posts live. However, this doesn’t work very well on television because it’s just a bunch of people writing on laptops.

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Word of the Day: September 11, 2012

 

Blogalyn Monroe

 

(Blah_gaH-Lynne-MiN-Row)

Not only did every man want her, but most women as well… for Marylin embodied all that sensuousness meant

 

 

1) The sex-symbol blogger who, when at the top of her sex appeal, blogged herself to death. Once married to the famous ball player, Harry Potter (well, okay, i may have made that part up!), she once infamously sang ?Happy Blog-Day” to the the president of the United Blogs of America… nun to happy was his bride…

 

 

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Word of the Day: September 08, 2012

 

Blogball

 

(BlahG-BaLl)

Facing third down and death, Billy the Blogger decided to just keep on running right out of the stadium and down the road. Unfortunately, his wife shot him for the $2,500…

 

1)  The sport in which bloggers try to score against their fellow bloggers with a pigskin blogball, much like football except that the players have no protective gear, and once injured are taken out behind the stadium and shot. Tickets for spectators to watch the games are $25, and tickets to shoot bloggers are $2,500… the latter always sold out, the former rarely.

 

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Word of the Day: September 02, 2012

Blog Day Weekend

 

 

(BlahG-Dey-Weak-End)

Well, with no internet connection out here, what the heck are we supposed to do? Is this how they lived in the 1980’s???

 

 

1)  A 3-day weekend, as statuted by the government, where all bloggers have to stop blogging for 3 days. Unfortunately, nobody actually follows the mandate, but it is the busiest weekend for blogging all year long!

 

2)  A movie with Bill Murray about waking up every day and having to relive the same blog posts over and over again. Also known as purgatory, or hell…

 

 

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Word of the Day: September 01, 2012

 

Blogger Day

 

(Blah-Gher-Dey)

NO!!! Not again! Gads! I just wanna read one really good blog post before i become roadkill!

 

 

1)  The annual long weekend, held at the end of summer, where the act of writing blogs is celebrated. Unfortunately, there are no parades, fairs or other organized festivities since all of the bloggers are at home in front of their computers, trying hard to earn 17 cents a day.

2)  The day, usually the Saturday of the Blogger Day weekend, where a groundhog peeks his head out of his hole, and if he sees his shadow (if it’s sunny out) there will be one full year of crappy blog posts. Since its’ inception, the groundhog has always seen his shadow.

 

 

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Word of the Day: august 28, 2012

 

BANRR

 

(Ban-NeR)

One of these writers will soon be without any online friends, as all they now do is write and respond to their own comments, and don’t visit the sites of the people who were there when they first started out

 

 

1) The acronym for the group “Bloggers Against Non Reciprocating Readers”. As a blogger visits someone else’s site, it is common courtesy to visit their site as well, and to leave a comment, a “Like” and a vote. Those who don’t do this are those who feel they have become superior to the others. They will notice, in time, that time is actually their enemy.

 

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Word of the Day: August 24, 2012

 

Blogger Games

 

(Blah-Grrr-Game-Zz)

Whether to live alone or with her lover, the Blogger Games victor chose love over winning – and all bloggers agreed because she couldn’t write a decent post if her life depended on it anyways

 

 

1)  An annual blog-to-the-death game where bloggers kill each other with horrendously written blogs. With nearly 15 million entries this year alone, the Blogger Games is due to become one of the more popular games within the real blogger society, those who write decent-to-excellent posts while visiting the poorest written posts just to be nice.

 

 

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Word of the Day: August 23, 2012

 

Blogdorff

 

(BlahG-DoorFf)

One of the more expensive hotels in North America, New York City’s Blogdorff sits empty, awaiting its’ first paying customer.

 

 

1)  A swanky and extremely expensive hotel in New York City, where bloggers convene to show off their extreme wealth from blogging. Unfortunately for the Blogdorff it remains empty to this day. However,  it was a wonderful idea!

 

 

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Word of the Day: August 21, 2012

Blogtimonious

 

(BlahG-Ti-Moe-Knee-Us)

*(note the stick and where it is stuck!)

 

 

1)  A sanctimonious blogger (see http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=4911245&authType=name&authToken=i1NJ&trk=anet_mfeed_profile) who believes that he is far superior to any other bloggers. Akin to sanctimonious but for people who appear to be so online as well as in person.

 

*(for all of my regular readers, i apologize for this posting – it was done in pure hatred for someone who is more conceited than anyone i have ever met, online or in person, and has totally ruined a couple of really fun groups that i was really enjoying, and that i will not return to because of him – if you read his profile you will get an idea of what i mean, and if you see him in one of your groups, may your God have mercy…)

 

 

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Word of the Day: August 19, 2012

Blogger

 

(Blah-Grr)

In our distant past, these two people would actually have been talking to each other, as opposed to reading each other’s blog posts to see how their days were.

 

 

1)  A person who, for reasons other than monetary, write about things, places and other such drivel on their computers, so that other bloggers can come by to post comments in the hopes that that blogger will reciprocate and post comments on their post. It’s much, like when people used to get letters in the mail and return the favor with one of their own, but then the letters actually meant and said something ,meaningful.

 

 

 

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