Word of the Day: May 25, 2012

Bloggaholic

 

(Blah-GAh-Hawl-Lick)

 

Put the scotch down and back away from the tequila, Bob…

 

 

A person who drinks excessively just to get a decent blog written. Remember, according to MADB (Mothers Against Drunk Bloggers) good friends don’t let friends blog drunk!

 

 

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Word of the Day: April 28, 2012

Blotto

 

(Blah-Toe)

 

Another gallon of tequila and this blog just might start looking nice!

1)  The weekly lottery where one blogger may win millions of dollars.

 

2)  How a blogger feels after drinking too much blogahol.

This blog has been accredited by the MPB, the Multi-Blog Manipulators, (also my initials!) as the best, fake, blog-related “Word of the Day” feature.  The fact that it is the only blog of it’s kind may have also had some bearing on the award’s presentation, but I highly resemble that insinuation…

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