(Blah-Gick-Call)
Blogging from Centauri Alpha 5, Spock wrote about the logic behind space travel near black holes, but was stopped by the hole alliance for gender equality
1) Being logical while writing a blog post. One of the rarer forms of blog writing.
2) What Captain Spock, of the Starfleet Enterprise, does when he blogs.
(Bhl-IlL)
The original blill was about the loss of slaves, a sore point for Uncle Sam, Willie’s mother’s sister’s son, whose parents had no children that lived.
1) Having the will to blog. Without the will, the blog will be as poor or poorer than the amount of hype the blogger puts into the post.
2) What a hillbilly calls a blog.
(Blah_gaH-Lynne-MiN-Row)
Not only did every man want her, but most women as well… for Marylin embodied all that sensuousness meant
1) The sex-symbol blogger who, when at the top of her sex appeal, blogged herself to death. Once married to the famous ball player, Harry Potter (well, okay, i may have made that part up!), she once infamously sang ?Happy Blog-Day” to the the president of the United Blogs of America… nun to happy was his bride…
Blog Marley
(BlahG-Marr-Lee)
Marley’s brother, Tosh, was just a good as a howler, but he was as good as gold…
1) The Jamaican rasta-blogger known for his hit songs “Every blog’s gonna be alright” and “No blogger, no cry”.
2) a large, dysfunctionally-lovable yellow lab know for making buddies through the worse possible action.
(Blah-Gehn-Tall-Ah-Gee)
One of the possible locations of Tom Cruise’s next life within the church of Bloggentology
1) The pseudo-religious sect group, founded by L. Ron Blogghard, that believes that, if you give a major percentage of your income to the sect, you will earn life after death in some form, possibly on another planet or in another plane, if you give them enough money. Sorely, there are no bloggers in Bloggitology as they can’t afford to save their souls or to purchase life after death,
(BlahG-BaLl)
Facing third down and death, Billy the Blogger decided to just keep on running right out of the stadium and down the road. Unfortunately, his wife shot him for the $2,500…
1) The sport in which bloggers try to score against their fellow bloggers with a pigskin blogball, much like football except that the players have no protective gear, and once injured are taken out behind the stadium and shot. Tickets for spectators to watch the games are $25, and tickets to shoot bloggers are $2,500… the latter always sold out, the former rarely.
(BleeeP)
With free speech now no more than a memory, bloggers have to find phuqing inventive ways to get around the opening-keesters who work for the censorship bureau!
1) The acronym for the ever-helpful group of non-greedy and selflessly giving bloggers and writers, “Bloggers Lending Expert Advice for Provision”. This is the nicest group in the bloggosphere, nary asking for anything whilst giving in-depth tips and even performing formatting and other tricky tasks for writers and bloggers alike.
2) The sound made by censors as they strike out innocent enough comments, phrases and/or words contained within otherwise well-written blog posts. Since swear words are not allowed, bloggers must write “That bleaping bleaper of a bleap!”.
(Bee-Tee-Vee)
Jimmy accidentally stumbled upon BTV and was never heard from again.
1) The new, state-of-the-art television station dedicated to all things blog-related. Now more popular than PBS, BTV is commonly mistaken for “Black TV”, Lord Black’s blogging-related media empire, where they have 4 subscribers yet an annual income of over 27 Billion dollars.
(You-Bee-Eh)
Now made up of only 4 States, the BSA is now the least-desired country for bloggers to live in.
1) The acronym for the country “The United Blogs of America”, a split-off splinter group formed when a group of bloggers separated from the USA, so that they could write what they wanted without being persecuted or prosecuted.
2) The splinter wrestling group that is made up of failed bloggers, the “United Bloggers Association”.
Things I Think I Thunk, pt. l 
Word of the Day: September 14, 2012
The Blog Factor
(Thu-BlahG-FaK-TuRr)
The new $5 million act? Make sure to vote today, just $9.99 per vote, plus surcharges and idiot charges.
1) A reality television show where four judges determine the worthiness of the bloggers who perform their posts live. However, this doesn’t work very well on television because it’s just a bunch of people writing on laptops.
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